Friday, December 31, 2021

2021 - A Year in Review

Hi, everyone and welcome to the Year in Review post! This post is basically just a collection of a bunch of different stats in the year.

We'll kick it off with our Weekend Countdown #1s.

Weekend Countdown #1s
Shivers - Ed Sheeran [10 weeks at #1]
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo [9 weeks at #1]
STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber [6 weeks at #1]
Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran [5 weeks at #1]
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo [4 weeks at #1]
willow - Taylor Swift [4 weeks at #1]
Levitating - Dua Lipa/DaBaby [3 weeks at #1]
Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear [3 weeks at #1; 4 total]
Golden - Harry Styles [2 weeks at #1; 4 total]
Mr. Perfectly Fine (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift [2 weeks at #1]
We're Good - Dua Lipa [2 weeks at #1]
deja vu - Olivia Rodrigo [1 week at #1]
Overdrive - Conan Gray [1 week at #1]

Yeah, so not much diversity here... in case you didn't notice, the only black artist to hit #1 this year was DaBaby... yeah... other than that, the #1s were pretty good. I enjoyed a lot of these (pretty much every one except for Golden).

Next up is the Hunger Games Countdown #1s.

Hunger Games Countdown #1s
Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine [4 weeks at #1]
F***BOY - Dixie [3 weeks at #1]
3, 2, 1 - 24kGoldn [3 weeks at #1]
Bitter - FLETCHER/Kito [2 weeks at #1]
Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes [2 weeks at #1]
Momma Always Told Me - Mike Posner/Stanaj/Yung Bae [2 weeks at #1]
positions - Ariana Grande [2 weeks at #1]
til the end of time - almost monday [2 weeks at #1]
Bad Girl - Daya [1 week at #1]
Beautiful Mistakes - Maroon 5/Megan Thee Stallion [1 week at #1]
Best Friend - Saweetie/Doja Cat [1 week at #1]
Bummerland - AJR [1 week at #1; 2 total]
deja vu - Olivia Rodrigo [1 week at #1]
Dinero - Trinidad Cardona [1 week at #1]
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo [1 week at #1]
going out - ROLE MODEL [1 week at #1]
Ice Cream - BLACKPINK/Selena Gomez [1 week at #1]
In The Morning - Jennifer Lopez [1 week at #1]
Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA [1 week at #1]
NDA - Billie Eilish [1 week at #1]
Once In A Lifetime - All Time Low [1 week at #1]
Our Song - Anne-Marie/Niall Horan [1 week at #1]
Peaches - Justin Bieber/Daniel Caesar/Giveon [1 week at #1]
People Watching - Conan Gray [1 week at #1]
PMA - All Time Low/Pale Waves [1 week at #1]
Prisoner - Miley Cyrus/Dua Lipa [1 week at #1]
Remember That Night? - Sara Kays [1 week at #1]
Sacrifice - Bebe Rexha [1 week at #1]
Signals - Regard/Kwabs [1 week at #1]
SO DONE - The Kid LAROI [1 week at #1]
Stay Next To Me - Quinn XCII/Chelsea Cutler [1 week at #1]
THINK ABOUT ME - jxdn [1 week at #1]
TWINNEM - Coi Leray [1 week at #1]
Way Less Sad - AJR [1 week at #1]
Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug [1 week at #1]
We're Good - Dua Lipa [1 week at #1]
100 Ways - Jackson Wang [1 week at #1; 3 total]
2Drunk - Nick Jonas [1 week at #1]
2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer [1 week at #1]
34+35 - Ariana Grande [1 week at #1]

Yeah, so this list is always chaotic. The only real noteworthy thing here is that Lifestyle spent four weeks at #1, which is a lot for this chart.

Next, If the Countdown Made Sense.

If the Countdown Made Sense #1s
STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber [10 weeks at #1]
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo [6 weeks at #1]
positions - Ariana Grande [6 weeks at #1; 8 total]
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo [5 weeks at #1]
WITHOUT YOU - The Kid LAROI [5 weeks at #1]
Easy On Me - Adele [4 weeks at #1]
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow [3 weeks at #1]
Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA [3 weeks at #1]
34+35 - Ariana Grande [3 weeks at #1]
Peaches - Justin Bieber/Daniel Caesar/Giveon [2 weeks at #1]
Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish [2 weeks at #1]
MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X [1 week at #1]
pov - Ariana Grande [1 week at #1]
Save Your Tears - The Weeknd [1 week at #1]

Ah, there we go. There's some diversity. Anyways, nice to see STAY and good 4 u at the top for as long as they were.

Next, Hot 100.

Hot 100 #1s
Butter - BTS [10 weeks at #1]
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo [8 weeks at #1]
Easy On Me - Adele [7 weeks at #1]
STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber [7 weeks at #1]
All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey [2 weeks at #1; 6 total]
Leave The Door Open - Silk Sonic [2 weeks at #1]
Mood - 24kGoldn/iann dior [2 weeks at #1; 6 total]
RAPSTAR - Polo G [2 weeks at #1]
Save Your Tears (Remix) - The Weeknd/Ariana Grande [2 weeks at #1]
All Too Well (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift [1 week at #1]
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo [1 week at #1]
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow [1 week at #1]
MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X [1 week at #1]
My Universe - Coldplay/BTS [1 week at #1]
Peaches - Justin Bieber/Daniel Caesar/Giveon [1 week at #1]
Permission to Dance - BTS [1 week at #1]
Up - Cardi B [1 week at #1]
Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug [1 week at #1]
What's Next - Drake [1 week at #1]

Yeah, there were a stupid amount of #1 debuts. Also, there was tons of chart manipulation from the BTS army. You can tell, because Butter spent the most weeks at #1 this year, but only ranked at #11 on Billboard's Year-End chart.

Next is our stupidly big list of Hit-Bound Dropouts from this year.

Hit-Bound Dropouts
acting like that - YUNGBLUD/Machine Gun Kelly
All My Favorite Songs - Weezer/AJR
Alone - Trevor Daniel
Another Song About Tequila - Tequila Mockingbrd
Bad Day - Justus Bennetts
Bad Girl - Daya
Beginning Middle End - Leah Nobel
Bitter - FLETCHER/Kito
Blueberry Eyes - MAX/SUGA
Body - Megan Thee Stallion
Boyz - Jesy Nelson/Nicki Minaj
Broke Boy - Malia Civetz
Change My Clothes - Dream/Alec Benjamin
Chasing Stars - Alesso/Marshmello/James Bay
cheers - blackbear/Wiz Khalifa
CHICKEN TENDIES - Clinton Kane
Cry Over Boys - Alexander 23
Dancing With The Devil - Demi Lovato
Darling - Halsey
Dinero - Trinidad Cardona
Don't Be Shy - Tiësto/KAROL G
Don't Go - Skrillex/Justin Bieber/Don Toliver
Drive You Home - Jackson Wang/Internet Money
Dynamite - Sean Paul/Sia
Frankenstein - Claire Rosinkranz
Friday (Re-Edit) - Riton/Nightcrawlers/Mufasa & Hypeman/Dopamine
F***BOY - Dixie
Get Into It (Yuh) - Doja Cat
Girls Like Us - Zoe Wees
Girls Want Girls - Drake/Lil Baby
Giving In To The Love - AURORA
Good Without - Mimi Webb
Goosebumps (Remix) - Travis Scott/HVME
Hawái (Remix) - Maluma/The Weeknd
Heartbreak Anniversary - Giveon
HIT IT - Black Eyed Peas/Saweetie/Lele Pons
Hold On - Justin Bieber
I DID IT - DJ Khaled/Post Malone/DaBaby/Megan Thee Stallion/Lil Baby
i hope ur miserable until ur dead - Nessa Barrett
I Like That - Bazzi
In The Morning - Jennifer Lopez
In the Water - CAL/Quinn XCII
It's You, Not Me (Sabotage) - Masked Wolf/Bebe Rexha
jump - Against The Current
JUST LIKE YOU - NF
Kiss My (Uh Oh) - Anne-Marie/Little Mix
Last One Standing - Skylar Grey/Polo G/Mozzy/Eminem
Late At Night - Roddy Ricch
Lean On Me - Cheat Codes/Tinashe
let you - iann dior
Lilith - Halsey
Little Bit of Love - Tom Grennan
Lost - Maroon 5
Lost Cause - Billie Eilish
Lotus Inn - Why Don't We
Love Back - Why Don't We
MAMMAMIA - Måneskin
Met Him Last Night - Demi Lovato/Ariana Grande
Momma Always Told Me - Mike Posner/Stanaj/Yung Bae
MONEY - LISA
Never the 1 - ROSIE
Obsessed - Addison Rae
ONE OF ME - Lil Nas X/Elton John
One Whole Day - Dixie/Wiz Khalifa
On The Ground - ROSÉ
Permission to Dance - BTS
PMA - All Time Low/Pale Waves
Present - Khalid
Provide - G-Eazy/Chris Brown/Mark Morrison
Psycho - Dixie/Rubi Rose
Reckless - Madison Beer
Record Player - Daisy the Great/AJR
rubberband - Tate McRae
Sacrifice - Bebe Rexha
seaside_demo - SEB
Serotonin - girl in red
Signals - Regard/Kwabs
slower - Tate McRae
SO DONE - The Kid LAROI
Soft Landing - JP Saxe
Solar Power - Lorde
space girl - Frances Forever
Stay Next To Me - Quinn XCII/Chelsea Cutler
Steal My Love - Dan + Shay
Stop - AJ Mitchell
Sucks Being Sober - Annika Wells
SUN GOES DOWN - Lil Nas X
Sweet Dream - Alessia Cara
Talk About Love - Zara Larsson/Young Thug
Telepath - Conan Gray
The Business - Tiësto
The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max
The Real Thing - Dixie
The Way You Felt - Alec Benjamin
THINK ABOUT ME - jxdn
Thot S*** - Megan Thee Stallion
til the end of time - almost monday
too many feelings - Ruel
Toxic - BoyWithUke
Track Star - Mooski/Chris Brown
t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l - WILLOW/Travis Barker
TWINNEM - Coi Leray
u love u - blackbear/Tate McRae
Up - Cardi B
Visiting Hours - Ed Sheeran
Woman - Doja Cat
You All Over Me (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift/Maren Morris
2Drunk - Nick Jonas
2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer
24/5 - Mimi Webb

Now is the part of the post where I hand out my Lights Over Paris award. This award goes out to my favourite Hit-Bound Dropout of the year. Last year, I gave it to Good Thing by Zedd and Kehlani, and the year before that, I gave it to Takeaway by The Chainsmokers, ILLENIUM and Lennon Stella. This year, the award goes to...

I DID IT - DJ Khaled/Post Malone/DaBaby/Megan Thee Stallion/Lil Baby

This song was a star-studded banger, and it deserved more than any song to debut, and I'm sad it didn't.

Honourable Mentions
All My Favorite Songs - Weezer/AJR
CHICKEN TENDIES - Clinton Kane
Friday (Re-Edit) - Riton/Nightcrawlers/Mufasa & Hypeman/Dopamine
Good Without - Mimi Webb
i hope ur miserable until ur dead - Nessa Barrett
Last One Standing - Skylar Grey/Polo G/Mozzy/Eminem
Little Bit of Love - Tom Grennan
ONE OF ME - Lil Nas X/Elton John
SO DONE - The Kid LAROI
u love u - blackbear/Tate McRae

Next up is just a bunch of random stats. Enjoy!

Most Weeks on the Countdown
Heat Waves - Glass Animals {25 weeks} [January 30 - July 17]

Least Weeks on the Countdown
deep end - Fousheé {1 week} [February 6]
Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie {1 week} [November 6]
Goodbye - Shaylen {1 week} [January 23]
Higher Power - Coldplay {1 week} [May 15]
RAPSTAR - Polo G {1 week} [June 26]
Run (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift/Ed Sheeran {1 week} [November 20]

Smallest Biggest Drop
Diamonds - Sam Smith (-3) [January 16]
Golden - Harry Styles (-3) [January 16]
Love Again - Dua Lipa (-3) [July 31]
WANNA BE - jxdn/Machine Gun Kelly (-3) [July 31]
Wonder - Shawn Mendes (-3) [January 16]

Biggest Biggest Drop
Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear (-20) [March 27]

Smallest Biggest Jump
Ghost - Justin Bieber (+1) [December 11]
My Universe - Coldplay/BTS (+1) [December 11]
THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (+1) [December 11]

Biggest Biggest Jump
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo (+25) [June 5]

Smallest Combined Movers
STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-5) & Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber (+4) (9 spots)[December 25]

Biggest Combined Movers
Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear (-20), Leave The Door Open - Silk Sonic (+12) & Way Less Sad - AJR (+12) (44 spots) [March 27]

Highest Debut of the Year
Easy On Me - Adele (#7) [October 23]

Lowest Debut of the Year
Astronaut In The Ocean - Masked Wolf (#30) [March 13]
By Your Side - Calvin Harris/Tom Grennan (#30) [June 12]
Calling My Phone - Lil Tjay/6LACK (#30) [April 10]
Demeanor - Pop Smoke/Dua Lipa (#30) [July 24]
Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie (#30) [November 6]
Fine Apple - Nic D (#30) [July 3]
For Tonight - Giveon (#30) [October 16]
Goodbye - Shaylen (#30) [January 23]
Good Days - SZA (#30) [February 20]
Higher Power - Coldplay (#30) [May 15]
Hurricane - Kanye West/The Weeknd/Lil Baby (#30) [September 11]
I am not a woman, I'm a god - Halsey (#30) [September 4]
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow (#30) [August 7]
Jalebi Baby - Tesher/Jason Derulo (#30) [June 19]
la di die - Nessa Barrett/jxdn (#30) [June 5]
Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes (#30) [November 13]
Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine (#30) [January 30]
Lil Bit - Nelly/Florida Georgia Line (#30) [May 1]
Love Tonight - Shouse (#30) [August 28]
Paralyzed - Sueco (#30) [October 9]
Patience - KSI/YUNGBLUD/Polo G (#30) [April 3]
RAPSTAR - Polo G (#30) [June 26]
SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy (#30) [December 18]
Take My Breath - The Weeknd (#30) [August 14]
Too Late - Cash Cash/Wiz Khalifa/Lukas Graham (#30) [March 27]
WANNA BE - jxdn/Machine Gun Kelly (#30) [July 10]
Way Less Sad - AJR (#30) [February 27]
Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug (#30) [September 18]
Wild Side - Normani/Cardi B (#30) [August 21]
You - Regard/Troye Sivan/Tate McRae (#30) [April 24]
90s Kids - Jax (#30) [May 22]

Highest Re-Entry of the Year
Bite Me - Avril Lavigne (#10) [December 25]

Lowest Re-Entry of the Year
Essence - WizKid/Justin Bieber/Tems (#30) [September 25]
Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug (#30) [October 2]

Highest Dropout of the Year
Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA (#5) [August 14]

Lowest Dropout of the Year
Essence - WizKid/Justin Bieber/Tems (#30) [October 2]
Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie (#30) [November 13]
Fly Away - Tones And I (#30) [February 6]
Goodbye - Shaylen (#30) [January 30]
Good Days - SZA (#30) [March 13]
Higher Power - Coldplay (#30) [May 22]
la di die - Nessa Barrett/jxdn (#30) [June 12]
love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay (#30) [December 18]
RAPSTAR - Polo G (#30) [July 3]
Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug (#30) [September 25]
Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug (#30) [December 11]

Shortest Countdown Song of the Year
everything sucks - vaultboy (1:55)

Longest Countdown Song of the Year
Good Days - SZA (4:39)*

*even though both Happier Than Ever and Love Tonight were longer, Hits 1 played a much shorter, edited version of both

Shortest Hit-Bound Dropout of the Year
Bad Day - Justus Bennetts (1:48)

Longest Hit-Bound Dropouts of the Year
Last One Standing - Skylar Grey/Polo G/Mozzy/Eminem (4:18)

Next up is the percentages of all of the genres on the Weekend Countdown this year.

Countdown Genres
27.49% = Upbeat Pop (-10%)
23.98% = Slow Pop (+1%)
19.88% = Melodic Rap/R&B (+3%)
11.4% = Pop Rock (+2%)
5.85% = EDM (-4%)
4.09% = Pop Punk (New)
2.34% = Country (-2%)
2.05% = K-Pop (+1%)
1.75% = Latino (-)
1.17% = Afropop (New)

Upbeat Pop is predictable, still the #1 genre, but it actually lost a whole 10% of all Countdown songs from last year. It's nice to see Melodic Rap/R&B (I combined them, 'cause the line was too blurry between a lot of the songs) with almost 20% of all Countdown songs this year. Big step in the right direction. I'd also like to point out how Pop Rock made a comeback this year, getting 11% of the Countdown songs this year, which is awesome. It's always been my favourite genre. Pop Punk also made a debut this year, which is more amusing than anything.

Next up is our giant list of artists that scored their Countdown Debut this year.

Newcomers
ACRAZE
Amaarae
Anitta
Anthony Watts
bbno$
Bella Poarch
Benson Boone
Big Red Machine
Cherish
CKay
Clinton Kane
DallasK
Daniel Caesar
DJ White Shadow
Duncan Laurence
Elton John
Emmy Meli
FINNEAS
Fousheé
GAYLE
Giveon
Glass Animals
ILLENIUM
Jax
JESSIA
Joshua Bassett
Justin Wellington
jxdn
Kacey Musgraves
Kali Uchis
KSI
Lil Baby
LILHUDDY
Lil Tjay
Mae Muller
Måneskin
Masked Wolf
Moliy
Monsta X
NEIKED
Nessa Barrett
Nic D
Oliver Tree
Olivia Rodrigo
Polo G
Rich Brian
Sara Kays
Saweetie
Shaylen
Shouse
Sigala
Silk Sonic
Small Jam
Sueco
Tainy
Tai Verdes
Tems
Tesher
THE ANXIETY
The Kid LAROI
Tom Grennan
Tyson Ritter
vaultboy
Walker Hayes
6LACK

Now, I'll give out a new award, the "Best New Artist" award. This award doesn't go out to my favourite new artist of the year, but instead to the artist that I think has the most potential going forward. So this year, that award goes to:

Olivia Rodrigo!

This was pretty much a no-brainer, as she had a huge year despite releasing her first single this year.

Honourable Mentions
Anitta
Giveon
Lil Baby
Masked Wolf
Nessa Barrett
Polo G
Saweetie
The Kid LAROI

Next up is the artist who scored the most songs on the Countdown this year.

Artist with the Most Songs on the Countdown in 2021
Justin Bieber: 9 songs (Anyone, Essence, Ghost, Holy, Lonely, Monster, Peaches, STAY, Wandered To LA)

Yeah, so it's still Justin Bieber, like it was last year, except this time around, he scored two more songs than he did last year, for a grand total of nine songs, which is a lot.

Next up is the "Biggest Whiff of the Year" award, which goes out to the biggest hit that Hits 1 didn't pick up on. Now, the highest song on Billboard's Year-End list that fit this criteria was a country song, so I moved to the next one, which was actually on pop radio for a bit, so naturally made more sense for this award.

Biggest Whiff of the Year
DÁKITI - Bad Bunny/Jhay Cortez

It kinda makes sense why Hits 1 didn't pick this up, as they don't tend to like international music too much, but I would've loved to see this become a hit on the station. It was a pretty good song.

Next up is an award that I introduced last year, the "Oops! I Forgot" award. This "award" goes out to the most forgettable song of the year, or, in other terms, the one that upon reminded of its existence, you'd say, "Oops! I forgot that that song existed". But first, some honourable mentions.

Angel Baby - Troye Sivan
Cloudy Day - Tones And I
deep end - Fousheé
Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie
Fine Apple - Nic D
Fly Away - Tones And I
Goodbye - Shaylen
Hurricane - Cheat Codes/Grey/Tyson Ritter
Jalebi Baby - Tesher/Jason Derulo
Mr. Perfectly Fine (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
NDA - Billie Eilish
Once In A Lifetime - All Time Low
Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran
Run (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift/Ed Sheeran
Say So - Masked Wolf
Sheesh! - Surfaces/Tai Verdes
Skin - Sabrina Carpenter
Wild Side - Normani/Cardi B

And the award goes to...

By Your Side - Calvin Harris/Tom Grennan

Don't tell me that you remembered this song, because you're definitely lying. I know you are.

And now, I have one last award, a new one, for the catchiest chorus of the year. This award goes to, simply, the song that had the catchiest chorus of the year. But first, some honourable mentions.

Astronaut In The Ocean - Masked Wolf
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
Heat Waves - Glass Animals
I'm not Pretty (Remix) - JESSIA/Bebe Rexha
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow
Levitating - Dua Lipa
Lil Bit - Nelly/Florida Georgia Line
Peaches - Justin Bieber/Daniel Caesar/Giveon
positions - Ariana Grande
Saturday - Twenty One Pilots
Save Your Tears (Remix) - The Weeknd/Ariana Grande
Shivers - Ed Sheeran
STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
Take My Breath - The Weeknd

And the winner is...

A-O-K - Tai Verdes

Even though I don't like the song, I have to admit that the hook was stupidly catchy. If you asked me to sing the chorus, it would take me no time to remember it.

Anyways, that was a lot of fun for me to do, and I hope you guys had fun reading it. Kwaheri, and see you all next time for My Bottom 10 Songs of 2021!

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Week of December 25, 2021 - Ed Sheeran (10)

Hi, everyone! Since it's close to the end of the year, not too much happened this week. I have an announcement this week, and it's that you only have until Friday to submit for the Hit-Bound Dropouts Rankdown! So if you want to submit but haven't already, you're running out of time to! Anyways, here are our exits for this week.

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes (#27) [#24] {2 weeks}
My Universe - Coldplay/BTS (#7) [#6] {10 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (9)

#30: SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy (-) [#30] {2 weeks}
#29: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-5) [6 weeks at #1] {24 weeks}
#28: Male Fantasy - Billie Eilish (+1) [#28] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#27: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (-1) [#26] {3 weeks}
#26: U Gurl - Walker Hayes (-1) [#20] {5 weeks}
#25: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (DEBUT) [3 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#24: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber (+4) [#24] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#23: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish (-) [#21] {15 weeks}
#22: abcdefu - GAYLE (-2) [#20] {3 weeks}
#21: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (-) [#19] {3 weeks}
#20: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic (+2) [#19] {7 weeks}
#19: Oh My God - Adele (-1) [#18] {3 weeks}
#18: For Tonight - Giveon (+1) [#18] {11 weeks}
#17: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers (-3) [#4] {14 weeks}
#16: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY (+1) [#14] {11 weeks}
#15: I Feel Good - Pitbull/Anthony Watts/DJ White Shadow (+1) [#13] {3 weeks}
#14: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo (-2) [#8] {17 weeks}
#13: Need to Know - Doja Cat (-) [#8] {17 weeks}
#12: feel like s**t - Tate McRae (+3) [#12] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#11: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (-) [#11] {7 weeks}
#10: Bite Me - Avril Lavigne (RE-ENTRY) [#10] {5 weeks} *new peak*
#9: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd (-) [#9] {8 weeks}
#8: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (+2) [#8] {6 weeks} *new peak*
#7: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+1) [#7] {5 weeks} *new peak*
#6: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-) [#6] {9 weeks}
#5: Easy On Me - Adele (-2) [#2] {10 weeks}
#4: Ghost - Justin Bieber (+1) [#4] {13 weeks} *new peak*
#3: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (+1) [#3] {13 weeks} *new peak*
#2: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (-) [#2] {14 weeks}
#1: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-) [10th week at #1] {13 weeks}

Last Year's #1: Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear [1/4 weeks at #1]

Countdown Extra: I Hate U - SZA

Our only debut this week is Emmy Meli with I AM WOMAN at #25. I'm still a little unsure how I feel about this song. On one hand, it's pretty strange, and the production seems to bury Emmy Meli's voice a bit. But on the other hand, the writing is great, and Emmy Meli sounds good in the chorus. Overall, I guess this all kinda balances out into the "decent" tier. I'd be alright with this sticking around for a bit, but I wouldn't really care either way.

Also, for some ridiculous reason, Bite Me re-enters the Countdown all the way up at #10. I guess I'm not complaining, but this makes no sense whatsoever.

Biggest Drop: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-5): Okay, I'm fine with this. It's been hanging around the bottom for a long time now, and while I still enjoy the song a lot, I'd be alright to see this make room for some new stuff.

Biggest Jump: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber (+4): I like this song, so I'm happy that it's jumping a bit.

Countdown Ranking

-5 - Possibly the Worst Song I've Ever Heard:
#30: U Gurl - Walker Hayes

0 - Awful:
#29: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish
#28: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#27: SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy
#26: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU

1 - Bad:
NONE!

2 - Mediocre:
#25: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic

3 - Decent:
#24: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#23: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran
#22: Oh My God - Adele

4 - Good:
#21: Male Fantasy - Billie Eilish
#20: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers
#19: I Feel Good - Pitbull/Anthony Watts/DJ White Shadow
#18: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#17: Easy On Me - Adele
#16: abcdefu - GAYLE

5 - Great:
#15: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
#14: feel like s**t - Tate McRae
#13: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY
#12: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone
#11: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
#10: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#9: For Tonight - Giveon
#8: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#7: Bite Me - Avril Lavigne
#6: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#5: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#4: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
#3: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#2: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#1: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd

Overall Score: 105/150 = 70%

5 Oldest Songs
#5: Ghost - Justin Bieber, THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X & Shivers - Ed Sheeran {13 weeks}
#4: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers & Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU {14 weeks}
#3: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish {15 weeks}
#2: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo & Need to Know - Doja Cat {17 weeks}
#1: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber {24 weeks}

#1 Recommendation for Hits 1: The Good Part - AJR

My Top 10 Songs Last Year
#10: Holy - Justin Bieber/Chance the Rapper (#11)
#9: Dynamite - BTS (#13)
#8: Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear (#1)
#7: my ex's best friend - Machine Gun Kelly/blackbear (#6)
#6: Bang! - AJR (#17)
#5: HOLIDAY - Lil Nas X (#22)
#4: Levitating - Dua Lipa/DaBaby (#2)
#3: Monster - Shawn Mendes/Justin Bieber (#19)
#2: Mood - 24kGoldn/iann dior (#18)
#1: positions - Ariana Grande (#5)

Most Missed Countdown Song: In The Night - The Weeknd

Hit-Bound
WYD Now? - Sadie Jean [3]
I Hate U - SZA [3]
Hands On You - Austin George [1]
More Than Friends - 24kGoldn [2]
It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes [1; 2nd time]
The Weekend - BIBI [10]
Big Energy - Latto [3]
You Problem - Monsta X [3]
Have Mercy - Chlöe [8]
Crisis - Joshua Bassett [4]

Abyss
Dynamite - Sean Paul/Sia
edamame - bbno$/Rich Brian
Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie
Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes
Life Goes On - Oliver Tree
love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
Soft Landing - JP Saxe
The Outside - Twenty One Pilots

Our only new Hit-Bound song this week is Hands On You by some guy named Austin George. This song's pretty good. I'm not a huge fan of his voice, but the trap production's pretty good, and the chorus is quite catchy. Not much else to add here, it's just a good, somewhat forgettable song.

It'll Be Okay also re-entered Hit-Bound this week after dropping out of the Countdown. I'm really sad that it's flopping on pop radio, but I'm glad it's not gone for good.

We only lost one song this week, 2011 by 5SOS. I definitely expected this song to debut, so I'm pretty surprised that it didn't. Not ridiculously sad about it, though, because it was pretty forgettable.

Also, I'd just like to point out that only ten songs on Hit-Bound aren't on the Countdown at the same time. This is getting a little ridiculous. It's a new music show.

Hit-Bound/Abyss Ranking

0 - Awful:
NONE!

1 - Bad:
#18: Life Goes On - Oliver Tree

2 - Mediocre:
#17: Dynamite - Sean Paul/Sia

3 - Decent:
#16: I Hate U - SZA
#15: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#14: WYD Now? - Sadie Jean

4 - Good:
#13: Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie
#12: Crisis - Joshua Bassett
#11: Hands On You - Austin George
#10: edamame - bbno$/Rich Brian

5 - Great:
#9: Have Mercy - Chlöe
#8: The Weekend - BIBI
#7: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn
#6: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes
#5: Big Energy - Latto
#4: You Problem - Monsta X
#3: Soft Landing - JP Saxe
#2: It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes
#1: The Outside - Twenty One Pilots

Overall Score: 73/90 = 81%

I Am Blurb-man, I Have Feelings

Our only other exit other than It'll Be Okay is My Universe. I kinda wish that this had stuck around for a bit longer, because it was pretty good.

Literally nothing happened this week other than Easy On Me dropping to #5. I genuinely thought that this would hit #1, so I'm pretty surprised that it didn't.

Also, Shivers is still #1, which sucks. Don't get me wrong, I still love the song, but ten weeks in a row at #1 is extremely excessive.

How Hits 1 Songs Are Doing on the Hot 100
#3: Easy On Me - Adele
#6: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#8: Heat Waves - Glass Animals
#10: INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow
#12: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#14: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#16: abcdefu - GAYLE
#23: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU
#26: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran
#30: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic
#31: I Hate U - SZA
#33: good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
#35: Fancy Like - Walker Hayes
#37: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#38: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#39: Essence - WizKid/Justin Bieber/Tems
#40: You Right - Doja Cat/The Weeknd
#42: Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA
#43: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
#45: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#46: Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug
#47: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#49: Mistletoe - Justin Bieber
#51: Oh My God - Adele
#53: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#55: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
#58: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY
#60: Girls Want Girls - Drake/Lil Baby
#70: Have Mercy - Chlöe
#71: Big Energy - Latto
#74: My Universe - Coldplay/BTS
#78: Woman - Doja Cat
#89: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#91: For Tonight - Giveon

Top 10 on the Hunger Games Countdown
#10: Dinero - Trinidad Cardona
#9: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes
#8: Rumors - Lizzo/Cardi B
#7: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn
#6: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#5: let you - iann dior
#4: It's You, Not Me (Sabotage) - Masked Wolf/Bebe Rexha
#3: Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine
#2: TWINNEM - Coi Leray
#1: 2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer

Top 10 If the Countdown Made Sense
#10: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic
#9: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
#8: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#7: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#6: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#5: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU
#4: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#3: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#2: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#1: Easy On Me - Adele

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

If the Countdown Made Sense: Week of December 25, 2021 - Adele (4)

Song We're Saying Goodbye To
My Universe - Coldplay/BTS (#16) [#10] {10 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Easy On Me - Adele (3)

#30: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran (-1) [#2] {26 weeks} {N/A}
#29: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo (-2) [#5] {18 weeks} {-15}
#28: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay (-) [#25] {4 weeks} {N/A}
#27: feel like s**t - Tate McRae (+3) [#27] {3 weeks} {-15} *new peak*
#26: Heat Waves - Glass Animals (-) [#10] {17 weeks} {N/A}
#25: Bite Me - Avril Lavigne (DEBUT) [6 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {-15}
#24: INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow (-1) [3 weeks at #1] {21 weeks} {N/A}
#23: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (+2) [#23] {5 weeks} {-15} *new peak*
#22: Life Goes On - Oliver Tree (+2) [#22] {3 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#21: Have Mercy - Chlöe (+1) [#21] {6 weeks} {N/A}
#20: edamame - bbno$/Rich Brian (-) [#17] {11 weeks} {N/A}
#19: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd (-1) [#16] {8 weeks} {-10}
#18: For Tonight - Giveon (+1) [#18] {11 weeks} {-} *new peak*
#17: I Feel Good - Pitbull/Anthony Watts/DJ White Shadow (-) [#17] {8 weeks} {-2}
#16: abcdefu - GAYLE (+5) [#16] {2 weeks} {+6} *new peak*
#15: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (-) [#15] {4 weeks} {-8}
#14: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-5) [10 weeks at #1] {23 weeks} {+15}
#13: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY (+1) [#13] {11 weeks} {+3}
#12: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers (-1) [#9] {14 weeks} {+5}
#11: Oh My God - Adele (+2) [#11] {2 weeks} {+8} *new peak*
#10: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic (+2) [#10] {5 weeks} {+10} *new peak*
#9: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish (+1) [#9] {16 weeks} {+14} *new peak*
#8: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (-) [#8] {7 weeks} {+3}
#7: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-) [#7] {8 weeks} {-1}
#6: Ghost - Justin Bieber (-) [#6] {13 weeks} {-2}
#5: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (-) [#5] {15 weeks} {-3}
#4: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-) [#4] {13 weeks} {-1}
#3: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-) [#2] {14 weeks} {-2}
#2: Need to Know - Doja Cat (-) [#2] {17 weeks} {+11}
#1: Easy On Me - Adele (-) [4th week at #1] {10 weeks} {+4}

Last Year's #1: positions - Ariana Grande [2/8 weeks at #1]

Biggest Drop: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-5)

Biggest Jump: abcdefu - GAYLE (+5)

Hit-Bound
All Too Well (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift [3]
Big Energy - Latto [3]
Chosen - Blxst/Ty Dolla $ign/Tyga [6]
Crisis - Joshua Bassett [4]
GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone [7]
Good Ones - Charli XCX [6]
I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli [4]
I Hate U - SZA [3]
It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes [4]
It Was A... (Masked Christmas) - Jimmy Fallon/Ariana Grande/Megan Thee Stallion [2]
Male Fantasy - Billie Eilish [3]
Merry Christmas - Ed Sheeran/Elton John [2]
More Than Friends - 24kGoldn [2]
SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy [6]
The Feels - TWICE [6]
The Weekend - BIBI [10]
U Gurl - Walker Hayes [7]
Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber [3]
WYD Now? - Sadie Jean [3]
You Problem - Monsta X [3]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Hunger Games Countdown: Week of December 25, 2021 - 5 Seconds of Summer (1)

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes (#30) [#4] {2 weeks}
Leave Before You Love Me - Marshmello/Jonas Brothers (#29) [#2] {13 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes (2)

#30: Dynamite - Sean Paul/Sia (-16) [#5] {9 weeks} {N/A}
#29: Signals - Regard/Kwabs (-23) [1 week at #1] {7 weeks} {Big Energy}
#28: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-5) [#3] {8 weeks} {Dinero}
#27: Big Energy - Latto (-20) [#7] {2 weeks} {I AM WOMAN}
#26: Paralyzed - Sueco (-5) [#2] {11 weeks} {I AM WOMAN}
#25: ONE OF ME - Lil Nas X/Elton John (-13) [#4] {10 weeks} {N/A}
#24: Skate - Silk Sonic (-) [#4] {17 weeks} {N/A}
#23: Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie (-14) [#3] {6 weeks} {Male Fantasy}
#22: Soft Landing - JP Saxe (-18) [#2] {5 weeks} {Rumors}
#21: Crisis - Joshua Bassett (-5) [#13] {3 weeks} {abcdefu}
#20: Present - Khalid (+6) [#3] {6 weeks} {N/A}
#19: Run (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift/Ed Sheeran (+1) [#15] {4 weeks} {I AM WOMAN}
#18: Easy On Me - Adele (+7) [#3] {10 weeks} {N/A}
#17: Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug (-9) [1 week at #1] {14 weeks} {N/A}
#16: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (+3) [#5] {12 weeks} {let you}
#15: abcdefu - GAYLE (-13) [#2] {3 weeks} {N/A}
#14: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+4) [#14] {2 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#13: Male Fantasy - Billie Eilish (DEBUT) [2 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {N/A}
#12: SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy (-1) [#11] {3 weeks} {I AM WOMAN}
#11: Permission to Dance - BTS (+6) [#5] {23 weeks} {N/A}
#10: Dinero - Trinidad Cardona (+5) [1 week at #1] {23 weeks} {N/A}
#9: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes (-8) [2 weeks at #1] {23 weeks} {I AM WOMAN}
#8: Rumors - Lizzo/Cardi B (+2) [#4] {19 weeks} {N/A}
#7: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {let you}
#6: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (-3) [#3] {2 weeks} {N/A}
#5: let you - iann dior (+17) [#5] {5 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#4: It's You, Not Me (Sabotage) - Masked Wolf/Bebe Rexha (+24) [#4] {3 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#3: Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine (+2) [4 weeks at #1] {41 weeks} {2011}
#2: TWINNEM - Coi Leray (+11) [1 week at #1] {7 weeks} {2011}
#1: 2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer (+26) [1st week at #1] {2 weeks} *new peak*

Last Year's #1: Save Myself - Ashe [2/2 weeks at #1]

Biggest Drop: Signals - Regard/Kwabs (-23)

Biggest Jump: 2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer (+26)

Hit-Bound Dropout
Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd [1; 2nd time]

Hit-Bound
#10: Hands On You - Austin George (DEBUT) [1] {N/A}
#9: WYD Now? - Sadie Jean (+1) [3] {N/A}
#8: It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes (RE-ENTRY) [1; 2nd time] {N/A}
#7: Don't Be Shy - Tiësto/KAROL G (-1) [4] {I Hate U}
#6: You Problem - Monsta X (-1) [3] {N/A}
#5: Way Less Sad - AJR (-2) [2; 2nd time] {N/A}
#4: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber (+5) [3] {N/A}
#3: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (+5) [7] {MONEY & I Hate U}
#2: I Hate U - SZA (+5) [3] {N/A}
#1: MONEY - LISA (+3) [8]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Monday, December 27, 2021

My Top 40: Week of December 25, 2021 - grandson/Jessie Reyez (1)

Hi, everyone! This week, we see our first #1 song that didn't debut at #1, with Rain by grandson and Jessie Reyez finally rising to the top spot on its seventh week on the chart. This knocks GO TO HELL to a close #2, while All Too Well rises back up to #3. Bad Man holds at #4, and It'll Be Okay drops some more to #5. This week also sees debuts from The Regrettes and Avril Lavigne, as well as a re-entry from Joel Corry and Mabel (yes, again).

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
For Tonight - Giveon (#35) [#8] {6 weeks}
ONE OF ME - Lil Nas X/Elton John (#33) [#4] {6 weeks}
Last One Standing - Skylar Grey/Polo G/Mozzy/Eminem (#24) [#8] {6 weeks}

Last Week's #1: GO TO HELL - Clinton Kane (2)

#40: Monday - The Regrettes (DEBUT) [#40] {1 week}
#39: You Problem - Monsta X (-) [#39] {2 weeks}
#38: I Wish - Joel Corry/Mabel (RE-ENTRY) [#34] {4 weeks}
#37: Pepas - Farruko (-) [#37] {2 weeks}
#36: Young N Dumb - Polo G (+4) [#36] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#35: Find My Own Way - Arrested Youth/Mark Hoppus (-14) [#13] {7 weeks}
#34: Pieces of You - nothing,nowhere. (-8) [#25] {6 weeks}
#33: Bite Me - Avril Lavigne (DEBUT) [#33] {1 week}
#32: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-10) [#5] {7 weeks}
#31: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber (+7) [#31] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#30: Thursday - Holly Humberstone (+6) [#30] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#29: Can You Handle My Love?? - WALK THE MOON (+1) [#29] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#28: Sunshine - OneRepublic (+1) [#28] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#27: Soft Landing - JP Saxe (+7) [#26] {4 weeks}
#26: Chosen - Blxst/Ty Dolla $ign/Tyga (+6) [#26] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#25: It Kills Me - Lil Pitchy (-6) [1 week at #1] {7 weeks}
#24: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-1) [#14] {7 weeks}
#23: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+8) [#23] {6 weeks} *new peak*
#22: Friendly Fire - Holly Humberstone (-5) [#13] {6 weeks}
#21: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (-10) [#7] {6 weeks}
#20: It Was A... (Masked Christmas) - Jimmy Fallon/Ariana Grande/Megan Thee Stallion (+7) [#20] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#19: let you - iann dior (-3) [#12] {5 weeks}
#18: Drop Dead - grandson/Kesha/Travis Barker (-8) [#10] {7 weeks}
#17: abcdefu (angrier) - GAYLE (+8) [#17] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#16: Chapstick - COIN (+12) [#16] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#15: The Walls Are Way Too Thin - Holly Humberstone (-1) [#3] {7 weeks}
#14: Family - David Guetta/Bebe Rexha/Ty Dolla $ign/A Boogie Wit da Hoodie (+1) [#11] {7 weeks}
#13: The Outside - Twenty One Pilots (+7) [#3] {7 weeks}
#12: If You Ever Leave, I'm Coming with You - The Wombats (-) [#12] {7 weeks}
#11: The Good Part - AJR (+2) [#11] {6 weeks} *new peak*
#10: Acapulco - Jason Derulo (+8) [#10] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#9: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd (-2) [#3] {7 weeks}
#8: i hope ur miserable until ur dead - Nessa Barrett (+1) [#6] {7 weeks}
#7: It's You, Not Me (Sabotage) - Masked Wolf/Bebe Rexha (-1) [#4] {5 weeks}
#6: Scarlett - Holly Humberstone (+2) [#2] {7 weeks}
#5: It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes (-2) [#2] {3 weeks}
#4: Bad Man (Smooth Criminal) - Polo G (-) [#4] {5 weeks}
#3: All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+2) [3 weeks at #1] {6 weeks}
#2: GO TO HELL - Clinton Kane (-1) [2 weeks at #1] {3 weeks}
#1: Rain - grandson/Jessie Reyez (+1) [1st week at #1] {7 weeks} *new peak*

Biggest Drop: Find My Own Way - Arrested Youth/Mark Hoppus (-14)

Biggest Jump: Chapstick - COIN (+12)

Possibilities
Between Us - Little Mix
Cherry - FLETCHER/Hayley Kiyoko
Empty Bottles - Bryce Vine/MOD SUN
Scenic Drive - Khalid/Ari Lennox/Smino
Tears In The Club - FKA twigs/The Weeknd

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Week of December 18, 2021 - Ed Sheeran (9)

Hey, all! Well, 2021 is almost gone, which is just absolutely insane. But, that means that my Year-End posts will start coming out soon! I may have more free time than usual in January due to the new variant, so those posts shouldn't fall too far behind. Also, I'll be introducing three new Year-End posts: Hunger Games Countdown Top 30 of 2021, If the Year-End Countdown Made Sense and My Top 20 Small Hits of 2021! Keep an eye out for those. In addition, as of today, you only have eight more days to submit for the Hit-Bound Dropouts Rankdown, so make sure you do that if you're interested by then! If you think you need a few extra days, that's fine, just let me know in the comments. Here are our exits for this week.

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay (#30) [#23] {9 weeks}
Bite Me - Avril Lavigne (#21) [#18] {4 weeks}
Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes (#20) [#13] {5 weeks}
One Day - Monsta X (#12) [#12] {3 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (8)

#30: SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#29: Male Fantasy - Billie Eilish (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#28: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#27: It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes (-3) [#24] {2 weeks}
#26: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (+2) [#26] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#25: U Gurl - Walker Hayes (-2) [#20] {4 weeks}
#24: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (+2) [6 weeks at #1] {23 weeks}
#23: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish (+4) [#21] {14 weeks}
#22: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic (+3) [#19] {6 weeks}
#21: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (-2) [#19] {2 weeks}
#20: abcdefu - GAYLE (+9) [#20] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#19: For Tonight - Giveon (+3) [#18] {10 weeks}
#18: Oh My God - Adele (RE-ENTRY) [#18] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#17: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY (-3) [#14] {10 weeks}
#16: I Feel Good - Pitbull/Anthony Watts/DJ White Shadow (-3) [#13] {2 weeks}
#15: feel like s**t - Tate McRae (-) [#15] {2 weeks}
#14: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers (-7) [#4] {13 weeks}
#13: Need to Know - Doja Cat (+5) [#8] {16 weeks}
#12: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo (-2) [#8] {16 weeks}
#11: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (-) [#11] {6 weeks}
#10: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (-1) [#9] {5 weeks}
#9: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd (+7) [#9] {7 weeks} *new peak*
#8: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+9) [#8] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#7: My Universe - Coldplay/BTS (-1) [#6] {10 weeks}
#6: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (+2) [#6] {8 weeks} *new peak*
#5: Ghost - Justin Bieber (-) [#5] {12 weeks}
#4: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-) [#4] {12 weeks}
#3: Easy On Me - Adele (-1) [#2] {9 weeks}
#2: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (+1) [#2] {13 weeks}
#1: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-) [9th week at #1] {12 weeks}

Last Year's #1: Golden - Harry Styles [2/4 weeks at #1]

Countdown Extra: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli

So our first of four entrants this week (surprising for the end of the year, I know) is SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY by Amaarae, Kali Uchis and Moliy. Before you ask, yes, that's the real title of the song. And yes, the song is as bad as the title. It's definitely not the worst song here, Do It To It and U Gurl are both worse, but this song is plenty awful. For starters, everyone but Kali Uchis is singing way too quietly and sound very bad. On top of that, the production is bland as hell, and the song as a whole is extremely boring. This isn't interesting to listen to in the slightest, and I have no clue why it debuted. I hope it leaves soon.

Well, this is certainly a first. Billie Eilish has two songs on this week's Countdown that I consider good. Hunh. Anyways, this is because Billie debuts at #29 with her new song Male Fantasy from her album, Happier Than Ever. This song's essentially just Your Power, but 100x better. I don't think this is great, as Billie doesn't sound amazing in some parts of the song, but the song as a whole is honestly beautiful, and the simple guitar production fits the song really well. The melody in the chorus is great too. Overall, I'm totally fine with this being here, although I don't think it's gonna do too well here.

Next up is Juice WRLD scoring his third song on the Countdown, teaming up with Justin Bieber on Wandered To LA. This song's pretty great. I definitely don't think it's the best from Fighting Demons (although I only listened to the album once, so I can't actually tell you which songs I think are better), but it's definitely a solid song. Both Juice WRLD and Bieber sound great here, and mix surprisingly well. The guitars in the production are pretty fun, and I like the little licks of violin that come in sometimes. I don't necessarily expect this to do too well here, actually, I think the collaboration with SUGA from BTS will become a single and overshadow this, but I'm happy that this is here for now.

Yeah, so I completely forgot to talk about the exits last week, and I'll get to it a little later, but this next re-entry was one of them, Oh My God by Adele. I'm not so sure why this left last week in the first place, but I'm glad it's back, 'cause it's growing on me.

Best Debut: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber

Biggest Drop: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers (-7): It doesn't surprise me too much that this song kinda flopped on pop radio, because the JoBros didn't really try anything new, and I'm not disappointed that it's leaving, even though I think it's good.

Biggest Jump: abcdefu - GAYLE & Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+9): Wow, everyone, abcdefu is becoming huge. Without all the Christmas music on the Hot 100 right now, it would be sitting at #7. If I were you, I'd expect this song to jump huge again next week. As for Message In A Bottle, I'm glad it's doing well, but I wish Hits 1 would just pick up on All Too Well already.

Countdown Ranking

-5 - Possibly the Worst Song I've Ever Heard:
#30: U Gurl - Walker Hayes

0 - Awful:
#29: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish
#28: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#27: SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy
#26: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU

1 - Bad:
NONE!

2 - Mediocre:
#25: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic

3 - Decent:
#24: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran
#23: Oh My God - Adele

4 - Good:
#22: Male Fantasy - Billie Eilish
#21: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers
#20: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#19: I Feel Good - Pitbull/Anthony Watts/DJ White Shadow
#18: Easy On Me - Adele
#17: abcdefu - GAYLE

5 - Great:
#16: feel like s**t - Tate McRae
#15: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
#14: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY
#13: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone
#12: My Universe - Coldplay/BTS
#11: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#10: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
#9: For Tonight - Giveon
#8: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#7: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#6: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
#5: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd
#4: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#3: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#2: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#1: It'll Be Okay - Shawn Mendes

Overall Score: 107/150 = 71%

5 Oldest Songs
#5: Ghost - Justin Bieber, THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X & Shivers - Ed Sheeran {12 weeks}
#4: Who's In Your Head - Jonas Brothers & Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU {13 weeks}
#3: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish {14 weeks}
#2: Need to Know - Doja Cat & traitor - Olivia Rodrigo {16 weeks}
#1: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber {23 weeks}

#1 Recommendation for Hits 1: The Good Part - AJR

My Top 10 Songs Last Year
#10: Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear (#3)
#9: Dynamite - BTS (#14)
#8: my ex's best friend - Machine Gun Kelly/blackbear (#7)
#7: Fallin' (Adrenaline) - Why Don't We (#8)
#6: HOLIDAY - Lil Nas X (#23)
#5: Bang! - AJR (#16)
#4: Levitating - Dua Lipa/DaBaby (#2)
#3: Monster - Shawn Mendes/Justin Bieber (#25)
#2: Mood - 24kGoldn/iann dior (#17)
#1: positions - Ariana Grande (#6)

Most Missed Countdown Song: One Last Time - Ariana Grande

Hit-Bound
WYD Now? - Sadie Jean [2]
Have Mercy - Chlöe [7]
I Hate U - SZA [2]
The Weekend - BIBI [9]
Bite Me - Avril Lavigne [1; 2nd time]
I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli [3]
Crisis - Joshua Bassett [3]
Big Energy - Latto [2]
You Problem - Monsta X [2]
2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer [3]
More Than Friends - 24kGoldn [1]

Abyss
Dynamite - Sean Paul/Sia
edamame - bbno$/Rich Brian
Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie
I Bet You Think About Me (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift/Chris Stapleton
Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes
Life Goes On - Oliver Tree
love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
Soft Landing - JP Saxe
The Outside - Twenty One Pilots

This week sees a bunch of Hit-Bound/Abyss entrants from past Countdown songs, and I'll get to those later when I go over last week's exits and this week's exits.

Speaking of Abyss entrants, Soft Landing is back, which is great. I hope this can manage to debut.

So, 24kGoldn hits us with a brand new single this week, More Than Friends, which interpolates Biz Markie's song Just A Friend. I've always been a fan of 24kGoldn, I think he's a genius with melodies, and this song is definitely no exception to that. I know that a good chunk of the chorus isn't his own, but he uses it in a really great way. On top of that, 24kGoldn sounds great, as he usually does, and the production's super fun. Not much else to say, this is just a fun, feel-good song, and I hope it debuts.

So Hits 1 only played this song twice on Monday last week, but that technically qualifies it for the Abyss, even if they never play it again. Anyways, the song is I Bet You Think About Me by Taylor Swift and Chris Stapleton, which is another "Vault" track from Red (Taylor's Version). This is essentially just betty 2.0, which I'm fine with. The country-ish production sounds pretty good with Taylor's voice, and even though I'm not a huge fan of Chris Stapleton's voice, I have to admit that he adds a nice layer to this song. Overall, this is a good song. We'll probably never hear it again on this station, but that's alright.

Ayy, no dropouts!

Hit-Bound/Abyss Ranking

0 - Awful:
NONE!

1 - Bad:
#20: Life Goes On - Oliver Tree

2 - Mediocre:
#19: Dynamite - Sean Paul/Sia

3 - Decent:
#18: WYD Now? - Sadie Jean
#17: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#16: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#15: I Hate U - SZA

4 - Good:
#14: I Bet You Think About Me (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift/Chris Stapleton
#13: Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie
#12: Crisis - Joshua Bassett
#11: 2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer
#10: edamame - bbno$/Rich Brian

5 - Great:
#9: Have Mercy - Chlöe
#8: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes
#7: The Weekend - BIBI
#6: Big Energy - Latto
#5: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn
#4: Soft Landing - JP Saxe
#3: Bite Me - Avril Lavigne
#2: You Problem - Monsta X
#1: The Outside - Twenty One Pilots

Overall Score: 80/100 = 80%

I Wandered to Blurb-A

Yeah, so as I mentioned, I forgot to review the exits last week. We lost Way 2 Sexy, the aforementioned Oh My God, The Outside, Fancy Like, INDUSTRY BABY and Life Goes On. I'm really glad that Way 2 Sexy and Fancy Like are gone, as they're both awful. The Outside is great, so I'm sad it's gone, but at least it's on the Abyss. INDUSTRY BABY was also great, and I will forever be salty that it never hit #1. As for Life Goes On, I wish it would just go away already and stop entering the Abyss.

As for this week's exits, we lost love nwantiti, Bite Me, Let's go to Hell and One Day. So the only one of these songs that's actually gone is One Day, which sucks, because it was a pretty good song. They held onto it too long in Hit-Bound, and it debuted after its pop radio peak. Oh, well.

Sadly, It'll Be Okay dropped after its debut last week. I never expected it to do well on radio, but I hoped it would do well here. It could still rebound.

On the other hand, U Gurl dropped, which is great. The sooner we get rid of this awful song, the better.

Bruh, how is STAY still here? I'm definitely not complaining, it's still a bop, but I'm just surprised that it's hung on at the bottom for so long.

Happier Than Ever got a rebound again, which is awesome. It's a great song.

I Feel Good dropped three spots off of its debut last week, which is... fine? I don't know, I don't really care how this song does here.

Wow, Moth To A Flame is somehow top 10 before One Right Now became top 10. I guess people are getting off the Post Malone/The Weeknd hype and realizing that Moth To A Flame's much better.

UGH why is Shivers still #1?? It was dropping in airplay all last week, and now it's rebounded in airplay. This is stupid, Lil Nas X should've been #1 for five weeks now.

How Hits 1 Songs Are Doing on the Hot 100
#1: Easy On Me - Adele
#4: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#7: I Hate U - SZA
#8: INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow
#9: Heat Waves - Glass Animals
#11: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#12: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#15: abcdefu - GAYLE
#16: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran
#19: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU
#29: good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
#31: Fancy Like - Walker Hayes
#33: You Right - Doja Cat/The Weeknd
#35: Essence - WizKid/Justin Bieber/Tems
#36: Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA
#38: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#39: Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug
#40: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#41: Save Your Tears (Remix) - The Weeknd/Ariana Grande
#43: Beggin' - Måneskin
#46: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
#47: Oh My God - Adele
#48: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#49: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
#50: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#51: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#53: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY
#55: Girls Want Girls - Drake/Lil Baby
#59: My Universe - Coldplay/BTS
#63: Have Mercy - Chlöe
#64: Woman - Doja Cat
#69: Big Energy - Latto
#82: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#85: For Tonight - Giveon

Top 10 on the Hunger Games Countdown
#10: Rumors - Lizzo/Cardi B
#9: Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie
#8: Way 2 Sexy - Drake/Future/Young Thug
#7: Big Energy - Latto
#6: Signals - Regard/Kwabs
#5: Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine
#4: Soft Landing - JP Saxe
#3: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#2: abcdefu - GAYLE
#1: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes

Top 10 If the Countdown Made Sense
#10: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
#9: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#8: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#7: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#6: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#5: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU
#4: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#3: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#2: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#1: Easy On Me - Adele

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

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