Week of December 7, 2019 - Niall Horan (1)

Niall Horan (1)

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Songs We’re Saying Goodbye To
Cool - Jonas Brothers (#45) [1 week at #1]
I Don’t Care - Ed Sheeran/Justin Bieber (#44) [#5]
Higher Love - Kygo/Whitney Houston (#36) [#29]
Call You Mine - The Chainsmokers/Bebe Rexha (#30) [#5]

Last Week’s #1: Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi (3)

#45: Stack It Up - Liam Payne (-6) [#23]
#44: Nightmare - Halsey (-1) [#2]
#43: Dear Winter - AJR (-1) [#30]
#42: Liar - Camila Cabello (-8) [#21]
#41: frick, i’m lonely - Lauv/Anne-Marie (-10) [#29]
#40: Dear Future Self (Hands Up) - Fall Out Boy/Wyclef Jean (-) [#18]
#39: Watermelon Sugar - Harry Styles (DEBUT) [2* weeks in Hit-Bound]
#38: Sucker - Jonas Brothers (-5) [13 weeks at #1]
#37: Purple Hat - Sofi Tukker (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound]
#36: If We Have Each Other - Alec Benjamin (-1) [#3]
#35: Raising Hell - Kesha/Big Freedia (-3) [#31]
#34: I Hate LA - Hot Chelle Rae (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound]
#33: all the good girls go to hell - Billie Eilish (+5) [#33] *new peak*
#32: We Made It - Louis Tomlinson (-3) [#29]
#31: ROXANNE - Arizona Zervas (DEBUT) [3* weeks in Hit-Bound]
#30: Lights Up - Harry Styles (+7) [#30] *new peak*
#29: You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift (-1) [1 week at #1]
#28: What Am I - Why Don’t We (-7) [#18]
#27: Dance Monkey - Tones and I (+14) [#27] *new peak*
#26: Señorita - Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello (-) [#3]
#25: Time - NF (-) [#25]
#24: Look At Her Now - Selena Gomez (-) [#22]
#23: Make You Mine - PUBLIC (+4) [#19]
#22: The Hype - Twenty One Pilots (-8) [#9]
#21: Lonely - Diplo/Jonas Brothers (+2) [#21] *new peak*
#20: Trampoline - SHAED (+2) [#20] *new peak*
#19: If I Can’t Have You - Shawn Mendes (-) [9 weeks at #1]
#18: Memories - Maroon 5 (-) [#11]
#17: One Thing Right - Marshmello/Kane Brown (+3) [#17] *new peak*
#16: Lose You To Love Me - Selena Gomez (-1) [#14]
#15: Mother - Charlie Puth (+1) [#15]
#14: Truth Hurts - Lizzo (+3) [#2]
#13: 10,000 Hours - Dan + Shay/Justin Bieber (-) [#12]
#12: How Do You Sleep? - Sam Smith (-1) [#11]
#11: Who Do You Love - The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds of Summer (+1) [2 weeks at #1]
#10: Lover (Remix) - Taylor Swift/Shawn Mendes (-1) [#9]
#9: Graveyard - Halsey (+1) [#3]
#8: Easier - 5 Seconds of Summer (-4) [3 weeks at #1]
#7: Circles - Post Malone (-) [#2]
#6: Only Human - Jonas Brothers (+2) [1 week at #1]
#5: Good As Hell - Lizzo (-2) [#3]
#4: Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer (+2) [2 weeks at #1]
#3: Beautiful People - Ed Sheeran/Khalid (+2) [1 week at #1]
#2: Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi (-1) [3 weeks at #1]
#1: Nice To Meet Ya - Niall Horan (+1) [1st week at #1] *new peak*


Last Year’s #1: Youngblood - 5 Seconds of Summer [5/5 weeks at #1]

Countdown Extra: Don’t Start Now - Dua Lipa

Alright so our first debut this week comes from Harry Styles. It’s Watermelon Sugar. At first, I didn’t really like it all that much, but it’s definitely grown on me. I think his voice sounds really good and the song is really unique. I love the beat and the vibe here and I’d love to see Harry make more songs like this. (I still like Lights Up more though.) *1 week in Hit-Bound, 2 weeks on Voting Poll

At #37, we have Purple Hat by Sofi Tukker. This song is okay. Mainly just because of the production though. The rest of it isn’t that great because it’s just a dude talking over a beat. There are some parts where there’s singing, but those parts are really weird. Especially the “DANCING, PEOPLE” part. So yeah, this isn’t great, although I can kind of see this becoming a hit.

Next up we have the definition of boring, I Hate LA by Hot Chelle Rae. Remember these guys? They had that song a long time ago, Tonight Tonight? No? Yeah, that’s okay, me neither. And honestly, I doubt I’ll remember them next year, because this song is super boring. It literally has nothing to it. I really wish this would do everyone a favour and leave. Please.

Our highest debut really grew on me. It’s ROXANNE by Arizona Zervas. I think this is a great meme song and the production here is really good too. I honestly don’t find his voice that bad. I really wish this the best and it kind of looks like it’s destined for #1 on the Hot 100. Probably not here though. *2 weeks in Hit-Bound, 3 weeks on Voting Poll

Best Debut: ROXANNE - Arizona Zervas

Biggest DROP!!!: frick, i’m lonely - Lauv/Anne-Marie (-10): Ah well. This was never really a hit anyways, so I’m not that disappointed.

Biggest Jump: Dance Monkey - Tones and I (+14): Sorry if this is a repeat from last week but… LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My Top 5 Picks
#5: ROXANNE - Arizona Zervas
#4: Lights Up - Harry Styles
#3: Trampoline - SHAED
#2: Dance Monkey - Tones and I
#1: Time - NF

My Bottom 5 Picks
#5: Purple Hat - Sofi Tukker
#4: Dear Winter - AJR
#3: Nightmare - Halsey
#2: I Hate LA - Hot Chelle Rae
#1: Truth Hurts - Lizzo

Top 20 Ranking

0 - Crap:
#20: Truth Hurts - Lizzo

1 - Bad:
#19: Mother - Charlie Puth

2 - Mediocre:
#18: If I Can’t Have You - Shawn Mendes

3 - Decent:
#17: Who Do You Love - The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds of Summer
#16: Easier - 5 Seconds of Summer

4 - Good:
#15: Graveyard - Halsey
#14: Good As Hell - Lizzo
#13: Only Human - Jonas Brothers
#12: How Do You Sleep? - Sam Smith

5 - Great:
#11: 10,000 Hours - Dan + Shay/Justin Bieber
#10: Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer
#9: Lover (Remix) - Taylor Swift/Shawn Mendes
#8: Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi
#7: Beautiful People - Ed Sheeran/Khalid
#6: Circles - Post Malone
#5: Lose You To Love Me - Selena Gomez
#4: One Thing Right - Marshmello/Kane Brown
#3: Memories - Maroon 5
#2: Nice To Meet Ya - Niall Horan
#1: Trampoline - SHAED

Overall Score: 80/100 = 80%

5 Oldest Songs
#5: Nightmare - Halsey
#4: If I Can’t Have You - Shawn Mendes
#3: Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi
#2: Sucker - Jonas Brothers
#1: Who Do You Love - The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds of Summer

#1 Recommendation For Hits 1: Before You Go - Lewis Capaldi & PAID MY DUES - NF

My Favourite Song Last Year: Body Talks - The Struts/Kesha

My Least Favourite Song Last Year: I Wanna Know - NOTD/Bea Miller

Hit-Bound

Panini - Lil Nas X [5]

Bob Dylan - Fall Out Boy [4]

Walking - 88rising/Joji/Jackson Wang/Swae Lee/Major Lazer [1]

hot girl bummer - blackbear [1]

South of the Border - Ed Sheeran/Camila Cabello/Cardi B [6]

Push My Luck - The Chainsmokers [4*]

Adore You - Harry Styles [1]

Wave - Meghan Trainor/Mike Sabath [8*]

Hold Me While You Wait - Lewis Capaldi [8]

everything i wanted - Billie Eilish [4*]

Don’t Start Now - Dua Lipa [4]

Into the Unknown - Panic! At The Disco [4*]

Living Proof - Camila Cabello [1]

Wanted - OneRepublic [6]

Take What You Want - Post Malone/Ozzy Osbourne/Travis Scott [5]

I completely forget what all our Hit-Bound debuts sound like and I really don’t want to listen to them, so you’ll get a review of them next week.

Hit-Bound Ranking

0 - Crap:
NONE!

1 - Bad:
#15: everything i wanted - Billie Eilish

2 - Mediocre:
#14: Wanted - OneRepublic
#13: Don’t Start Now - Dua Lipa

3 - Mediocre:
#12: Adore You - Harry Styles
#11: Walking - 88rising/Joji/Jackson Wang/Swae Lee/Major Lazer
#10: hot girl bummer - blackbear
#9: Living Proof - Camila Cabello

4 - Good:
#8: Push My Luck - The Chainsmokers
#7: Panini - Lil Nas X

5 - Great:
#6: Bob Dylan - Fall Out Boy
#5: Hold Me While You Wait - Lewis Capaldi
#4: Wave - Meghan Trainor/Mike Sabath
#3: Into the Unknown - Panic! At The Disco
#2: South of the Border - Ed Sheeran/Camila Cabello/Cardi B
#1: Take What You Want - Post Malone/Ozzy Osbourne/Travis Scott

Overall Score: 55/75 = 73%

Blurb-ermelon Sugar

We lost Cool, I Don’t Care, Higher Love and Call You Mine this week. Cool was really bad and I Don’t Care and Call You Mine were old, so I didn’t really care about either three of those. But R.I.P. Higher Love. I wish it stayed much longer.

Nothing much happened this week except for 3 significant things.

1. Make You Mine is still jumping which is really weird. I know I say this every week, but it looks like it’s destined for the top 20.
2. Speaking of the top 20, Trampoline finally hit the top 20 for the first time ever this week. I hope it keeps jumping. ;)
3. Nice To Meet Ya is #1, which I guess is good.

How Hits 1 Songs Are Doing on the Hot 100
#1: Circles - Post Malone
#2: Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi
#3: Good As Hell - Lizzo
#4: Memories - Maroon 5
#5: ROXANNE - Arizona Zervas
#6: Lose You To Love Me - Selena Gomez
#7: Señorita - Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello
#8: 10,000 Hours - Dan + Shay/Justin Bieber
#9: Truth Hurts - Lizzo
#11: Dance Monkey - Tones and I
#13: Panini - Lil Nas X
#14: bad guy - Billie Eilish
#17: Trampoline - SHAED
#19: Lover - Taylor Swift
#20: Old Town Road (Remix) - Lil Nas X/Billy Ray Cyrus
#24: Only Human - Jonas Brothers
#26: everything i wanted - Billie Eilish
#27: Beautiful People - Ed Sheeran/Khalid
#34: Graveyard - Halsey
#35: I Don’t Care - Ed Sheeran/Justin Bieber
#36: Talk - Khalid/Disclosure
#37: Don’t Start Now - Dua Lipa
#40: How Do You Sleep? - Sam Smith
#41: Goodbyes - Post Malone/Young Thug
#45: hot girl bummer - blackbear
#50: Take What You Want - Post Malone/Ozzy Osbourne/Travis Scott
#52: One Thing Right - Marshmello/Kane Brown
#54: Time - NF
#73: Hate Me - Ellie Goulding/Juice WRLD
#76: all the good girls go to hell - Billie Eilish
#77: Watermelon Sugar - Harry Styles
#82: Nice To Meet Ya - Niall Horan
#98: Into the Unknown - Panic! At The Disco