Saturday, February 26, 2022

If the Countdown Made Sense: Week of February 26, 2022 - Justin Bieber (1)

Welcome back to If the Countdown Made Sense! This week, Justin Bieber dethrones Lil Nas X for the #1 spot, with his latest single, Ghost. GAYLE's abcdefu jumps up to #2, THATS WHAT I WANT drops to #3, One Right Now holds at #4, and Woman jumps up one to #5. We also see one debut, from Saweetie ft. H.E.R..

Song We're Saying Goodbye To
Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (#10) [#5] {16 weeks}

Last Week's #1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (2)

#30: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-1) [1 week at #1] {23 weeks} {N/A}
#29: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae (+1) [#29] {2 weeks} {-15} *new peak*
#28: Easy On Me - Adele (-1) [9 weeks at #1] {19 weeks} {N/A}
#27: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (+1) [10 weeks at #1] {32 weeks} {N/A}
#26: Need to Know - Doja Cat (-1) [#2] {26 weeks} {N/A}
#25: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (+1) [#25] {3 weeks} {-15} *new peak*
#24: Heat Waves - Glass Animals (-1) [#10] {26 weeks} {N/A}
#23: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (-5) [#11] {13 weeks} {-15}
#22: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (-1) [#21] {3 weeks} {+5}
#21: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max (+3) [#21] {2 weeks} {-4} *new peak*
#20: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry (-) [#20] {4 weeks} {-1}
#19: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (-) [#19] {8 weeks} {-3}
#18: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. (DEBUT) [2 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {+12}
#17: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay (-) [#17] {13 weeks} {N/A}
#16: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (-) [#16] {14 weeks} {-15}
#15: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+7) [#15] {3 weeks} {-12} *new peak*
#14: Have Mercy - Chlöe (+1) [#14] {15 weeks} {+14} *new peak*
#13: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (+1) [#13] {10 weeks} {+11} *new peak*
#12: For Tonight - Giveon (+1) [#12] {20 weeks} {+8} *new peak*
#11: Oh My God - Adele (-6) [#5] {11 weeks} {-5}
#10: High - The Chainsmokers (+2) [#10] {4 weeks} {+3} *new peak*
#9: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith (+2) [#9] {4 weeks} {+3} *new peak*
#8: Big Energy - Latto (+1) [#8] {5 weeks} {+7} *new peak*
#7: Light Switch - Charlie Puth (+1) [#7] {4 weeks} {-5} *new peak*
#6: Sacrifice - The Weeknd (+1) [#6] {6 weeks} {+3} *new peak*
#5: Woman - Doja Cat (+1) [#5] {7 weeks} {+13} *new peak*
#4: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (-) [#4] {16 weeks} {-}
#3: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-2) [2 weeks at #1] {22 weeks} {+4}
#2: abcdefu - GAYLE (+1) [#2] {11 weeks} {+3} *new peak*
#1: Ghost - Justin Bieber (+1) [1st week at #1] {22 weeks} {+10} *new peak*

Last Year's #1: 34+35 - Ariana Grande [3/3 weeks at #1]

Biggest Drop: Oh My God - Adele (-6)

Biggest Jump: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+7)

Hit-Bound
Anxiety - Coi Leray [4]
Boyfriend - Dove Cameron [2]
Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat [3]
Checkmate - Jena Rose [4]
Dancing Feet - Kygo/DNCE [1]
emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW [4]
Every Summertime - NIKI [5]
Fast Times - Sabrina Carpenter [2]
House On Fire - Mimi Webb [2]
Iffy - Chris Brown [3]
i h8 that i still feel bad for u - Claire Rosinkranz [2]
I Hate U - SZA [12]
Marry Me (Kat & Bastian Duet) - Jennifer Lopez/Maluma [2]
Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold [4]
Pleasure Is Mine - ALYA [6]
pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug [4]
ROOM FOR 2 - Benson Boone [2]
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek [4]
Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy [3]
The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift [3]
Toxic Pony - ALTÉGO/Britney Spears/Ginuwine [5]
Weatherman - Eddie Benjamin [2]
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast [4]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Hunger Games Countdown: Week of February 26, 2022 - Joshua Bassett (1)

Hey, all! Welcome back to the Hunger Games Countdown, a countdown that's completely randomized! This week, Joshua Bassett's Crisis hits #1 for the first time after over ten weeks. This week also sees debuts from Ed Sheeran ft. Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne ft. blackbear. Enjoy!

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy (#30) [1 week at #1] {11 weeks}
Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes (#29) [2 weeks at #1] {14 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat (1)

#30: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-17) [#2] {17 weeks} {Love It When You Hate Me}
#29: 2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer (-9) [1 week at #1] {11 weeks} {Billie Bossa Nova}
#28: MONEY - LISA (-23) [#4] {3 weeks} {Paralyzed}
#27: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW (-6) [#21] {3 weeks} {Faking Love}
#26: Infinity - Jaymes Young (-8) [#2] {5 weeks} {N/A}
#25: Beg For You - Charli XCX/Rina Sawayama (-10) [#15] {4 weeks} {N/A}
#24: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn (-18) [#3] {10 weeks} {N/A}
#23: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-9) [#5] {21 weeks} {Closer}
#22: Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat (-21) [1 week at #1] {2 weeks} {It's You, Not Me (Sabotage)}
#21: Paralyzed - Sueco (-4) [#2] {20 weeks} {Boys Don't Cry}
#20: Jigsaw - Conan Gray (-13) [#7] {2 weeks} {N/A}
#19: Chasing Stars - Alesso/Marshmello/James Bay (-15) [1 week at #1] {7 weeks} {Dinero}
#18: Billie Bossa Nova - Billie Eilish (+8) [#8] {5 weeks} {N/A}
#17: don't miss me - Claire Rosinkranz (+6) [#3] {4 weeks} {Present}
#16: Boys Don't Cry - Anitta (-) [#16] {3 weeks} {It's You, Not Me (Sabotage)}
#15: The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift (DEBUT) [2 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {TWINNEM}
#14: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (-12) [#2] {11 weeks} {Big Energy}
#13: Signals - Regard/Kwabs (+11) [2 weeks at #1] {16 weeks} {N/A}
#12: Big Energy - Latto (-) [1 week at #1] {11 weeks} {N/A}
#11: Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine (+14) [4 weeks at #1] {50 weeks} {TWINNEM}
#10: It's You, Not Me (Sabotage) - Masked Wolf/Bebe Rexha (+17) [#2] {12 weeks} {Love It When You Hate Me}
#9: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. (-1) [#8] {2 weeks} {Crisis}
#8: Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie (+3) [#3] {15 weeks} {N/A}
#7: Circles Around This Town - Maren Morris (+12) [#6] {5 weeks} {N/A}
#6: TWINNEM - Coi Leray (+16) [1 week at #1] {16 weeks} {N/A}
#5: Present - Khalid (-2) [#3] {15 weeks} {Crisis}
#4: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (DEBUT) [5 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {N/A}
#3: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold (+6) [#3] {3 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#2: Dinero - Trinidad Cardona (+8) [1 week at #1] {32 weeks} {Crisis}
#1: Crisis - Joshua Bassett (+27) [1st week at #1] {12 weeks} *new peak*

Last Year's #1: Prisoner - Miley Cyrus/Dua Lipa [1/1 week at #1]

Biggest Drop: MONEY - LISA (-23)

Biggest Jump: Crisis - Joshua Bassett (+27)

Hit-Bound
#12: So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek (-1) [4] {N/A}
#11: Don't Text Me When You're Drunk - Stacey Ryan/Zai1k (+1) [4] {N/A}
#10: Anxiety - Coi Leray (-1) [4] {N/A}
#9: Weatherman - Eddie Benjamin (-5) [2] {N/A}
#8: Fast Times - Sabrina Carpenter (+2) [2] {N/A}
#7: House On Fire - Mimi Webb (+1) [2] {N/A}
#6: Every Summertime - NIKI (-3) [4] {N/A}
#5: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry (RE-ENTRY) [2] {Boyfriend}
#4: Boyfriend - Dove Cameron (+1) [2] {N/A}
#3: i h8 that i still feel bad for u - Claire Rosinkranz (+4) [2] {ROOM FOR 2}
#2: Dancing Feet - Kygo/DNCE (DEBUT) [1] {ROOM FOR 2}
#1: ROOM FOR 2 - Benson Boone (+5) [2]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Week of February 19, 2022 - Ed Sheeran (1)

Hi, all! I apologize that this is so late, but it's here now! So it's fine. Anyways, this week was... fine. There was a lot that happened, so I won't waste any time.

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
I Love You So - The Walters (#29) [#29] {2 weeks}
Shivers - Ed Sheeran (#17) [14 weeks at #1] {20 weeks}
WYD Now? - Sadie Jean (#16) [#16] {5 weeks}

Last Week's #1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (3)

#30: Have Mercy - Chlöe (-) [#30] {3 weeks}
#29: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold (DEBUT) [2 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#28: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (-) [#23] {11 weeks}
#27: The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#26: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#25: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (+2) [#25] {9 weeks}
#24: Anxiety - Coi Leray (+2) [#24] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#23: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (-10) [#2] {22 weeks}
#22: For Tonight - Giveon (+2) [#17] {19 weeks}
#21: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW (+2) [#21] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#20: Woman - Doja Cat (-) [#19] {6 weeks}
#19: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max (+6) [#19] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#18: I Hate U - SZA (-) [#16] {6 weeks}
#17: High - The Chainsmokers (+2) [#17] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#16: Big Energy - Latto (+6) [#16] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#15: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae (+6) [#15] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#14: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (-2) [#12] {11 weeks}
#13: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-7) [#3] {17 weeks}
#12: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith (+2) [#12] {5 weeks} *new peak*
#11: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (-) [#11] {3 weeks}
#10: Ghost - Justin Bieber (-6) [#4] {21 weeks}
#9: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+6) [#9] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#8: Sacrifice - The Weeknd (+2) [#8] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#7: abcdefu - GAYLE (-2) [#5] {11 weeks}
#6: Light Switch - Charlie Puth (+3) [#6] {4 weeks} *new peak*
#5: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (+3) [#5] {15 weeks} *new peak*
#4: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (-1) [#3] {13 weeks}
#3: Oh My God - Adele (+4) [#3] {11 weeks} *new peak*
#2: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-1) [3 weeks at #1] {21 weeks}
#1: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (+1) [1st week at #1] {14 weeks} *new peak*

Last Year's #1: Golden - Harry Styles [4/4 weeks at #1]

Countdown Extra: Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy

Our first debut, at #29, is Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold, a song that's been blowing up recently. This song's pretty fun. I really like songs that have sad lyrics, but sound happy, and this one does that really well. The chorus is really catchy, Em Beihold sounds great throughout, and the production is fantastic. The jazzy piano fits the song really well, and I like it a lot. The writing's great, I think that was really well-done. I could go without the outro, but it doesn't ruin the song or anything. I'd say this song's just on the edge of being great. It'll probably get there next week.

...Of course this next song debuted after only one week in Hit-Bound, because it's Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift. This song's called The Joker And The Queen, and it's a remix of a song off of Ed's album =. I'm unsure why this is a radio single. It doesn't work well at all as a single. It's super boring, it hardly evolves, and the production feels really empty. Both Ed and Taylor sound great here, but that doesn't make the song interesting, unfortunately. I could also do without all the weird poker references that are not-quite snuck in there. I hope Hits 1 doesn't let this hit #1, but knowing their love for both artists, I wouldn't put it past them.

Next up is a song from Saweetie and H.E.R., called Closer. It debuts at #26 this week. This song's really fun. Both H.E.R. and Saweetie sound great here, I actually like Saweetie's rap verses, which is nice, and the production's really Doja Cat-y and upbeat. Yeah, I honestly don't have much else to say on this one. It's a great song, and I'd love to see it do well here.

Best Debut: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R.

Biggest Drop: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (-10): Good. Hopefully this is its last week here, because I've been tired of this one for a while now.

Biggest Jump: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max, Big Energy - Latto, she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae & Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+6): Ayy! I really like all of these songs, that's awesome!

Countdown Ranking

0 - Awful:
#30: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish
#29: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU

1 - Bad:
#28: The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift

2 - Mediocre:
#27: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW

3 - Decent:
#26: I Hate U - SZA
#25: Oh My God - Adele
#24: High - The Chainsmokers
#23: Woman - Doja Cat
#22: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#21: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran

4 - Good:
#20: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone
#19: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#18: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold
#17: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max

5 - Great:
#16: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith
#15: Anxiety - Coi Leray
#14: Have Mercy - Chlöe
#13: Sacrifice - The Weeknd
#12: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R.
#11: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#10: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear
#9: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#8: For Tonight - Giveon
#7: Big Energy - Latto
#6: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#5: abcdefu - GAYLE
#4: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#3: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae
#2: Light Switch - Charlie Puth
#1: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID

Overall Score: 117/150 = 78%

5 Oldest Songs
#5: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd {15 weeks}
#4: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G {17 weeks}
#3: For Tonight - Giveon {19 weeks}
#2: Ghost - Justin Bieber & THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X {21 weeks}
#1: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU {22 weeks}

#1 Recommendation for Hits 1: let you - iann dior (as a re-entry)

My Top 10 Songs Last Year
#10: Levitating - Dua Lipa/DaBaby (#3)
#9: Anyone - Justin Bieber (#15)
#8: positions - Ariana Grande (#23)
#7: forget me too - Machine Gun Kelly/Halsey (#19)
#6: Save Your Tears - The Weeknd (#7)
#5: drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo (#2)
#4: Lasting Lover - Sigala/James Arthur (#16)
#3: Love Story (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (#11)
#2: My Head & My Heart - Ava Max (#14)
#1: WITHOUT YOU - The Kid LAROI (#24)

Most Missed Countdown Song: Pray For Me - The Weeknd/Kendrick Lamar

Hit-Bound
House On Fire - Mimi Webb [1]
Weatherman - Eddie Benjamin [1]
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast [3]
Fast Times - Sabrina Carpenter [1]
Boyfriend - Dove Cameron [1]
Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat [2]
Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy [2]
i h8 that i still feel bad for u - Claire Rosinkranz [1]
ROOM FOR 2 - Benson Boone [1]
Every Summertime - NIKI [4]
pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug [3]
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek [3]

Abyss
Boys Don't Cry - Anitta
I Love You So - The Walters
love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
Peru - Fireboy DML/Ed Sheeran
Record Player - Daisy the Great/AJR
Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry

So our first Hit-Bound debut this week is literally just Mimi Webb planning arson. It's called House On Fire, and it's a bop. It's more upbeat than Good Without and 24/5, and it works really well, I think. Mimi Webb still sounds fantastic here, and something that I've noticed with her music is that the production in her songs has a very distinct style. I'm not quite sure how to describe it, but if you played me an instrumental of a Mimi Webb song, I'd probably be able to tell you it was from her. Anyways, yeah, this is a great song, and I hope it becomes her first Countdown debut, rather than her third Hit-Bound dropout.

Next up is our brand-new One to Watch, Eddie Benjamin with his new song, Weatherman. This song's... fine. I'm not too into his voice, he kinda sounds like a less good version of Conan Gray, but he doesn't sound bad, necessarily. The song as a whole is kinda underwhelming, but it's fun, so that makes up for it somewhat. One thing that doesn't make me hopeful, though, is that I already find the chorus kind of annoying. So that's probably not a good sign.

Sabrina Carpenter returns this week with her new song, Fast Times. This song's really forgettable. It's far from bad, Sabrina sounds good here, the production's pretty cool, but nothing about it is all that interesting. It's better than Sue Me from a bit ago, but I'm not so sure it's better than Skin from last year. I'd honestly rather not have this debut, because it would just be taking up space. All that being said, though, it's still decent.

Next up is Dove Cameron, with a new song that sounds like it came straight out of a spy movie, Boyfriend. This song's pretty good. Dove Cameron sounds great throughout, the production's kinda grandiose, which I think fits pretty well here, actually, and the writing's pretty good. The chorus is pretty catchy, and I could genuinely see this becoming a hit. I'd be fine with that.

We have yet another Claire Rosinkranz song debuting next, with this one being called i h8 that i still feel bad for u. This is her best song yet. It's kinda pop-punk, which I love, and I think Claire's voice fits really well with the guitar-driven production, which is great, by the way. The melodies here are fantastic, and I like the way the song flows. It's also almost three minutes, which is a step in the right direction. I'd love to see this become Claire's first song on the Countdown.

After giving us a piano ballad with GHOST TOWN, Benson Boone hits us with a super upbeat song with 80s drums, with his new song, ROOM FOR 2. This is easily better than GHOST TOWN. Personally, I kinda wish the 80s vibe stuck around throughout the entire song, and not just in the verses, but it doesn't bother me that much, because the rest of the production is good too. Benson Boone sounds great here, and the chorus is pretty catchy. I'd be more than fine with this becoming a hit here.

As for Hit-Bound dropouts, we lost Infinity, The Weekend, Don't Text Me When You're Drunk, To All The Boys I've Loved Before and Beg For You. I'm sad that The Weekend and To All The Boys are gone (even if the former stayed for a very long time), but the other ones are pretty forgettable, so it's fine.

Best Hit-Bound Debut: House On Fire - Mimi Webb

Hit-Bound/Abyss Ranking

0 - Awful:
#19: pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug
#18: I Love You So - The Walters

1 - Bad:
NONE!

2 - Mediocre:
#17: Weatherman - Eddie Benjamin
#16: Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat

3 - Decent:
#15: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#14: Fast Times - Sabrina Carpenter
#13: Peru - Fireboy DML/Ed Sheeran

4 - Good:
#12: Boyfriend - Dove Cameron
#11: So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek
#10: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber

5 - Great:
#9: Every Summertime - NIKI
#8: ROOM FOR 2 - Benson Boone
#7: Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy
#6: We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast
#5: i h8 that i still feel bad for u - Claire Rosinkranz
#4: Boys Don't Cry - Anitta
#3: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry
#2: House On Fire - Mimi Webb
#1: Record Player - Daisy the Great/AJR

Overall Score: 70/95 = 74%

And I Know You Could Fall for a Thousand Blurbs

Our Countdown exits this week were I Love You So, Shivers and WYD Now?. I'm really glad that I Love You So is gone, even if it's not fully gone yet. Shivers left really quickly, which is kinda funny. As for WYD Now?, it was super forgettable, so I don't care about it leaving.

Have Mercy has just stayed at #30 for the past three weeks, which kinda sucks.

For some reason, Better Days is already dropping a bunch, which is really sad. I was hoping this one would have a slower descent.

Also, I just wanna point out that this is the first time this year that Ghost isn't at #4. Kinda interesting.

Light Switch is almost in the top 5! Wooh!

One Right Now and Oh My God both jumped into the top 5, which is fine, although I'm not a huge fan of either of them.

...And overtaking THATS WHAT I WANT for the #1 position is none other than Ed Sheeran with Overpass Graffiti. I would probably be more upset if the song wasn't growing on me, but it's still pretty ridiculous. I hope at least that THATS WHAT I WANT doesn't drop super quickly.

How Hits 1 Songs Are Doing on the Hot 100
#1: We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast
#3: Easy On Me - Adele
#4: Heat Waves - Glass Animals
#5: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#7: abcdefu - GAYLE
#8: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#9: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#11: pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug
#12: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#13: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#14: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU
#15: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran
#16: INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow
#17: Levitating - Dua Lipa
#18: Save Your Tears (Remix) - The Weeknd/Ariana Grande
#21: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#22: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic
#23: Oh My God - Adele
#24: I Hate U - SZA
#25: good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
#26: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#28: Big Energy - Latto
#29: Woman - Doja Cat
#31: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID
#32: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#34: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith
#36: Fancy Like - Walker Hayes
#37: You Right - Doja Cat/The Weeknd
#39: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY
#42: Essence - WizKid/Justin Bieber/Tems
#44: Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA
#46: Sacrifice - The Weeknd
#49: Light Switch - Charlie Puth
#52: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae
#61: Chosen - Blxst/Tyga/Ty Dolla $ign
#65: For Tonight - Giveon
#68: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#70: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish
#75: I Love You So - The Walters
#77: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW
#80: Peru - Fireboy DML/Ed Sheeran
#82: High - The Chainsmokers
#83: Circles Around This Town - Maren Morris
#86: Get Into It (Yuh) - Doja Cat
#91: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold
#93: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max
#97: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry
#100: Moth To A Flame - Swedish House Mafia/The Weeknd

Hunger Games Countdown Top 10
#10: Dinero - Trinidad Cardona
#9: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold
#8: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R.
#7: Jigsaw - Conan Gray
#6: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn
#5: MONEY - LISA
#4: Chasing Stars - Alesso/Marshmello/James Bay
#3: Present - Khalid
#2: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#1: Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat

If the Countdown Made Sense Top 10
#10: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#9: Big Energy - Latto
#8: Light Switch - Charlie Puth
#7: Sacrifice - The Weeknd
#6: Woman - Doja Cat
#5: Oh My God - Adele
#4: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#3: abcdefu - GAYLE
#2: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Monday, February 21, 2022

If the Countdown Made Sense: Week of February 19, 2022 - Lil Nas X (2)

Hello, and welcome back to If the Countdown Made Sense, where we take a look at the Weekend Countdown, except if it actually made sense. This week, Lil Nas X holds on to the #1 spot for the second week in a row, continuing to block Justin Bieber at #2, and GAYLE at #3. This week also sees debuts from Tate McRae and Tiësto x Ava Max.

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (#28) [#5] {22 weeks}
The Weekend - BIBI (#27) [#27] {1 week}

Last Week's #1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (1)

#30: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae (DEBUT) [2 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {-15}
#29: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-26) [1 week at #1] {22 weeks} {N/A}
#28: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (+1) [10 weeks at #1] {31 weeks} {N/A}
#27: Easy On Me - Adele (-2) [9 weeks at #1] {18 weeks} {N/A}
#26: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (-) [#26] {2 weeks} {-15}
#25: Need to Know - Doja Cat (-3) [#2] {25 weeks} {N/A}
#24: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {-5}
#23: Heat Waves - Glass Animals (-2) [#10] {25 weeks} {N/A}
#22: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+8) [#22] {2 weeks} {-13} *new peak*
#21: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (+3) [#21] {2 weeks} {+4} *new peak*
#20: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry (+3) [#20] {3 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#19: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (+1) [#19] {7 weeks} {-5} *new peak*
#18: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (-7) [#11] {12 weeks} {-14}
#17: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay (+2) [#17] {12 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#16: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (+1) [#16] {13 weeks} {-15} *new peak*
#15: Have Mercy - Chlöe (+3) [#15] {14 weeks} {+15} *new peak*
#14: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (+2) [#14] {9 weeks} {+14} *new peak*
#13: For Tonight - Giveon (+1) [#13] {19 weeks} {+9} *new peak*
#12: High - The Chainsmokers (+3) [#12] {3 weeks} {+5} *new peak*
#11: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith (+2) [#11] {3 weeks} {+1} *new peak*
#10: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-3) [#5] {16 weeks} {+3}
#9: Big Energy - Latto (+3) [#9] {4 weeks} {+7} *new peak*
#8: Light Switch - Charlie Puth (+2) [#8] {3 weeks} {-2} *new peak*
#7: Sacrifice - The Weeknd (+1) [#7] {5 weeks} {+1} *new peak*
#6: Woman - Doja Cat (+3) [#6] {6 weeks} {+14} *new peak*
#5: Oh My God - Adele (+1) [#5] {10 weeks} {-2} *new peak*
#4: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (+1) [#4] {15 weeks} {+1} *new peak*
#3: abcdefu - GAYLE (+1) [#3] {10 weeks} {+4} *new peak*
#2: Ghost - Justin Bieber (-) [#2] {21 weeks} {+8}
#1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-) [2nd week at #1] {21 weeks} {+1}

Last Year's #1: 34+35 - Ariana Grande [2/3 weeks at #1]

Biggest Drop: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-26)

Biggest Jump: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+8)

Hit-Bound
Anxiety - Coi Leray [3]
Boyfriend - Dove Cameron [1]
Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat [2]
Checkmate - Jena Rose [3]
Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. [2]
emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW [3]
Every Summertime - NIKI [4]
Fast Times - Sabrina Carpenter [1]
House On Fire - Mimi Webb [1]
Iffy - Chris Brown [2]
i h8 that i still feel bad for u - Claire Rosinkranz [1]
I Hate U - SZA [11]
Marry Me - Jennifer Lopez/Maluma [1]
Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold [3]
Pleasure Is Mine - ALYA [5]
pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug [3]
ROOM FOR 2 - Benson Boone [1]
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek [3]
Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy [2]
The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift [2]
Toxic Pony - ALTÉGO/Britney Spears/Ginuwine [4]
Weatherman - Eddie Benjamin [1]
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast [3]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Hunger Games Countdown: Week of February 19, 2022 - Doja Cat (1)

Hey, all! Welcome back to another edition of the Hunger Games Countdown! This week sees three debuts, from Saweetie, Conan Gray and a massive #1 debut from Doja Cat! Enjoy!

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
feel like s**t - Tate McRae (#30) [#17] {2 weeks}
LAst dAy oN EaRTh - Tai Verdes (#29) [#23] {2 weeks}
let you - iann dior (#28) [#5] {12 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Signals - Regard/Kwabs (2)

#30: SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY (Remix) - Amaarae/Kali Uchis/Moliy (-13) [1 week at #1] {11 weeks} {Infinity}
#29: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes (-22) [2 weeks at #1] {14 weeks} {Present}
#28: Crisis - Joshua Bassett (-1) [#3] {11 weeks} {N/A}
#27: It's You, Not Me (Sabotage) - Masked Wolf/Bebe Rexha (-12) [#2] {11 weeks} {More Than Friends}
#26: Billie Bossa Nova - Billie Eilish (-18) [#8] {4 weeks} {N/A}
#25: Lifestyle - Jason Derulo/Adam Levine (-9) [4 weeks at #1] {49 weeks} {Closer & I AM WOMAN}
#24: Signals - Regard/Kwabs (-23) [2 weeks at #1] {15 weeks} {N/A}
#23: don't miss me - Claire Rosinkranz (-20) [#3] {3 weeks} {N/A}
#22: TWINNEM - Coi Leray (-13) [1 week at #1] {15 weeks} {N/A}
#21: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW (+1) [#21]  {2 weeks}{N/A} *new peak*
#20: 2011 - 5 Seconds of Summer (-1) [1 week at #1] {10 weeks} {N/A}
#19: Circles Around This Town - Maren Morris (-8) [#6] {4 weeks} {STAY & Big Energy}
#18: Infinity - Jaymes Young (-16) [#2] {4 weeks} {STAY & Big Energy}
#17: Paralyzed - Sueco (-5) [#2] {19 weeks} {STAY & Big Energy}
#16: Boys Don't Cry - Anitta (+10) [#16] {2 weeks} {Better Days} *new peak*
#15: Beg For You - Charli XCX/Rina Sawayama (+6) [#15] {3 weeks} {Dinero} *new peak*
#14: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-1) [#5] {20 weeks} {Celebrity Skin}
#13: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (+11) [#2] {16 weeks} {Present}
#12: Big Energy - Latto (+6) [1 week at #1] {10 weeks} {Numb Little Bug}
#11: Faking Love - Anitta/Saweetie (+14) [#3] {14 weeks} {Jigsaw}
#10: Dinero - Trinidad Cardona (-5) [1 week at #1] {31 weeks} {Jigsaw & More Than Friends}
#9: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold (+14) [#9] {2 weeks} {Present} *new peak*
#8: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {Present}
#7: Jigsaw - Conan Gray (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {Chasing Stars}
#6: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn (-) [#3] {9 weeks} {Chasing Stars}
#5: MONEY - LISA (-1) [#4] {2 weeks} {I AM WOMAN}
#4: Chasing Stars - Alesso/Marshmello/James Bay (+10) [1 week at #1] {6 weeks} {Celebrity Skin}
#3: Present - Khalid (+7) [#3] {14 weeks} {N/A}
#2: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (+18) [#2] {10 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#1: Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat (DEBUT) [1st week at #1] {1 week}

Last Year's #1: 100 Ways - Jackson Wang [3/3 weeks at #1]

Biggest Drop: Signals - Regard/Kwabs (-23)

Biggest Jump: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (+18)

Hit-Bound Exits
High - The Chainsmokers [3]
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast [2]
Way Less Sad - AJR [8; 2nd time]
Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy [1]
pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug [2]

Hit-Bound
#12: Don't Text Me When You're Drunk - Stacey Ryan/Zai1k (-8) [3] {ROOM FOR 2}
#11: So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek (-3) [3] {N/A}
#10: Fast Times - Sabrina Carpenter (DEBUT) [1] {Boyfriend & ROOM FOR 2}
#9: Anxiety - Coi Leray (-2) [3] {Boyfriend & ROOM FOR 2}
#8: House On Fire - Mimi Webb (DEBUT) [1] {Boyfriend & ROOM FOR 2}
#7: i h8 that i still feel bad for u - Claire Rosinkranz (DEBUT) [1] {N/A}
#6: ROOM FOR 2 - Benson Boone (DEBUT) [1] {Love It When You Hate Me}
#5: Boyfriend - Dove Cameron (DEBUT) [1] {N/A}
#4: Weatherman - Eddie Benjamin (DEBUT) [1] {The Joker And The Queen}
#3: Every Summertime - NIKI (+2) [3] {N/A}
#2: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (+4) [5] {The Joker And The Queen}
#1: The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift (+8) [2]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Week of February 12, 2022 - Lil Nas X (3)

Hey, all! I apologize for this post being late (again), but I should be falling into a better schedule soon... except not this upcoming weekend, because I'm gone til Monday. But after that. Promise. Anyways, I've come to the unfortunate decision to discontinue my weekly Top 40 posts, because I simply don't have time anymore. It sucks, but it means that this should be more on time, so... y'know, ups and downs. Anyways, ON WITH THE COUNTDOWN!!!

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
Need to Know - Doja Cat (#25) [#8] {23 weeks}
Easy On Me - Adele (#22) [#2] {16 weeks}
Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY (#20) [#14] {17 weeks}
feel like s**t - Tate McRae (#8) [#8] {9 weeks}

Last Week's #1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (2)

#30: Have Mercy - Chlöe (-) [#30] {2 weeks}
#29: I Love You So - The Walters (-) [#29] {2 weeks}
#28: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (-1) [#23] {10 weeks}
#27: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (+1) [#25] {8 weeks}
#26: Anxiety - Coi Leray (DEBUT) [2 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#25: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max (DEBUT) [3 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#24: For Tonight - Giveon (-1) [#17] {18 weeks}
#23: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#22: Big Energy - Latto (-1) [#21] {3 weeks}
#21: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae (DEBUT) [1 week in Hit-Bound] {1 week}
#20: Woman - Doja Cat (-1) [#19] {5 weeks}
#19: High - The Chainsmokers (+7) [#19] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#18: I Hate U - SZA (-2) [#16] {5 weeks}
#17: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-4) [14 weeks at #1] {20 weeks}
#16: WYD Now? - Sadie Jean (+2) [#16] {5 weeks} *new peak*
#15: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (+2) [#15] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#14: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith (-) [#14] {4 weeks}
#13: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (+2) [#2] {21 weeks}
#12: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (-) [#12] {10 weeks}
#11: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (+13) [#11] {2 weeks} *new peak*
#10: Sacrifice - The Weeknd (+1) [#10] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#9: Light Switch - Charlie Puth (+1) [#9] {3 weeks} *new peak*
#8: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (+1) [#8] {14 weeks} *new peak*
#7: Oh My God - Adele (-) [#7] {10 weeks}
#6: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-3) [#3] {16 weeks}
#5: abcdefu - GAYLE (-) [#5] {10 weeks}
#4: Ghost - Justin Bieber (-) [#4] {20 weeks}
#3: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+3) [#3] {12 weeks} *new peak*
#2: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (-) [#2] {13 weeks}
#1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (-) [3rd week at #1] {20 weeks}

Last Year's #1: Levitating - Dua Lipa [3/3 weeks at #1]

Countdown Extra: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold

Our first debut this weekend is Anxiety by Coi Leray, which comes in at #26. I've been enjoying this song lately. It's definitely a huge step up from TWINNEM, which is nice, and that's probably mostly because Coi Leray's actually taking herself seriously in this song. I think Coi Leray sounds really great throughout this song, and her voice works really well with the beat here. The best part is definitely the rapping verse, because Coi's flow is really good. I can see this fading on me, because it's pretty forgettable, but for now, I'm happy to have it here.

Next up, in fact immediately after that, we have a song that's been in and out of Hit-Bound a lot, The Motto by Tiësto and Ava Max. Okay, okay, this song is pretty good. I wasn't a huge fan of it at first, but it's definitely started to grow on me. The dark vibe here is pretty cool, and Ava Max works surprisingly well with it. The chorus is really catchy, and the production is great. I kinda like the vocal effects that are on Ava Max's voice here, I think they add to the vibe of the song. Overall, this is just a really solid song, and I'd love for it to do well on pop radio.

Unfortunately, emo girl by Machine Gun Kelly and WILLOW decided to debut after just one week in Hit-Bound. Yeah, this didn't need to happen. This is definitely the most annoying Machine Gun Kelly song that Hits 1 has picked up on. I don't know why, but MGK just doesn't sound good here. He sounds kinda nasally in the chorus, which sucks. The production is kinda messy, with everything blending together, and the lyrics are really awkward and weird. The only saving grace of this is WILLOW, because she sounds great here. But yeah, she can't save the song too much.

I'm much happier about this next song only spending a week in Hit-Bound. It's Tate McRae's newest, she's all i wanna be coming in at #21. This is an amazing song. It's easily the best Tate McRae song I've ever heard, mainly due to it being more upbeat and guitar-driven. Tate sounds fantastic here, probably the best she's ever sounded in a song. I really love this song, and I hope that it becomes a hit.

Best Debut: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae

Biggest Drop: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-4): Haha, I love how quickly this is falling after not being #1 anymore. Kinda makes you question why it was #1 for so long, though...

Biggest Jump: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (+13): I'm pretty happy with this being just outside the top 10. It's better than Bite Me, so I'd love for it to do better than Bite Me.

Countdown Ranking

0 - Awful:
#30: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish
#29: I Love You So - The Walters
#28: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU

1 - Bad:
NONE!

2 - Mediocre:
#27: emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW

3 - Decent:
#26: Woman - Doja Cat
#25: I Hate U - SZA
#24: WYD Now? - Sadie Jean
#23: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli
#22: Oh My God - Adele
#21: High - The Chainsmokers
#20: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran

4 - Good:
#19: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone
#18: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#17: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max

5 - Great:
#16: Have Mercy - Chlöe
#15: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith
#14: Sacrifice - The Weeknd
#13: Anxiety - Coi Leray
#12: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#11: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#10: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear
#9: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#8: Big Energy - Latto
#7: For Tonight - Giveon
#6: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#5: she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae
#4: abcdefu - GAYLE
#3: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#2: Light Switch - Charlie Puth
#1: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID

Overall Score: 115/150 = 77%

5 Oldest Songs
#5: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd {14 weeks}
#4: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G {16 weeks}
#3: For Tonight - Giveon {18 weeks}
#2: Shivers - Ed Sheeran, Ghost - Justin Bieber & THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X {20 weeks}
#1: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU {21 weeks}

#1 Recommendation for Hits 1: Mulberry Street - Twenty One Pilots

My Top 10 Songs Last Year
#10: forget me too - Machine Gun Kelly/Halsey (#22)
#9: positions - Ariana Grande (#15)
#8: my ex's best friend - Machine Gun Kelly/blackbear (#4)
#7: drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo (#3)
#6: Monsters - All Time Low/Demi Lovato/blackbear (#6)
#5: Levitating - Dua Lipa/DaBaby (#1)
#4: Save Your Tears - The Weeknd (#11)
#3: Lasting Lover - Sigala/James Arthur (#14)
#2: My Head & My Heart - Ava Max (#21)
#1: WITHOUT YOU - The Kid LAROI (#24)

Most Missed Countdown Song: Hall of Fame - The Script/will.i.am

Hit-Bound
Infinity - Jaymes Young [5]
Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat [1]
The Weekend - BIBI [17]
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast [2]
Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. [1]
Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy [1]
Don't Text Me When You're Drunk - Stacey Ryan/Zai1k [2]
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek [2]
pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug [2]
Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold [2]
To All The Boys I've Loved Before - Jax [4]
Beg For You - Charli XCX/Rina Sawayama [3]
The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift [1]
Every Summertime - NIKI [3]

Abyss
Boys Don't Cry - Anitta
love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
Peru - Fireboy DML/Ed Sheeran
Record Player - Daisy the Great/AJR
Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry

First up we have a brand-new Doja Cat song, with a cover of Hole's Celebrity Skin. Yeah, if you told me that this was a Doja Cat song without me knowing that, I wouldn't believe you. It's pretty pop-punk, which is definitely a different vibe for Doja, and I'm not sure if I love it. The production is really loud and grainy, and I'm not so sure it adds to the song like it did in Happier Than Ever by Billie Eilish. I guess Doja sounds pretty good here, but she doesn't really fit with the song. So, this one's a pass from me. Oh, yeah! Also, this past week, I listened to Planet Her, and I have one question... why were the singles the songs that they were? There are some great songs on that album, like Naked, Payday and Tonight, and I'm not sure why all of the singles were low-to-mid. Oh, well, it's a solid album nonetheless.

Ah, here's the Doja Cat song I was expecting. And it's... not by Doja Cat. It's Closer by Saweetie and H.E.R., who makes her first Hits 1 appearance with this one. This song's honestly a bop. H.E.R. sounds alright in her chorus, even if I think she's singing a little too high. It doesn't bother me too much, though. Saweetie sounds great in her verses, which is good, because she's been pretty 50/50 on whether I find her parts extremely annoying or really good. Yeah, I really have not much else to say about this song, it seems like it's gonna be a hit, and I'm really happy with that.

Next up is a song that Hits 1 picked up from seemingly nowhere, but it's a good song, so I'm all for it. It's Sunroof by Nicky Youre and dazy. This song's really fun. Nicky sounds pretty good, the chorus is really catchy, the production is great, this is just an all-around well-made and great song. I can see myself hearing this song in a year or two, and going, "oh, yeah! I forgot about this one!". I hope it debuts.

Anyone ask for a fourth Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift collaboration? No? Too bad! You get another, a remix of a song from Ed's =, The Joker And The Queen. This is easily the worst collaboration these two have done so far. Objectively, the song's fine. But I find it SO BORING. Both artists sound fine, the production's fine, but literally the only thing that grabs my attention here is the occasional, awkward, poker reference. That's not a great thing. Yeah, this has no reason to be on radio, and I really hope it doesn't stick around here for too long, because it's an extremely boring song.

Our Hit-Bound dropouts this week are Chosen, Boys Don't Cry and don't miss me. I'm really sad that Chosen's already gone. I mean, come on Hits 1. You could've at least pretended like you considered this one for the Countdown. Boys Don't Cry is in the Abyss, and is gaining on radio, so I'm not too worried about it. As for don't miss me, it was really forgettable, so I don't care at all that it's gone.

Okay, I really like The Weekend, but why is it still here? It's been seventeen weeks, and it hasn't been played on the station a single time outside of Hit-Bound.

Best Hit-Bound Debut: Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy

Hit-Bound/Abyss Ranking

0 - Awful:
#20: pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug

1 - Bad:
#19: The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift

2 - Mediocre:
#18: Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat
#17: So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek

3 - Decent:
#16: Don't Text Me When You're Drunk - Stacey Ryan/Zai1k
#15: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#14: Peru - Fireboy DML/Ed Sheeran

4 - Good:
#13: Wandered To LA - Juice WRLD/Justin Bieber
#12: Infinity - Jaymes Young
#11: Beg For You - Charli XCX/Rina Sawayama
#10: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold

5 - Great:
#9: Every Summertime - NIKI
#8: Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R.
#7: Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy
#6: To All The Boys I've Loved Before - Jax
#5: We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast
#4: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry
#3: Boys Don't Cry - Anitta
#2: Record Player - Daisy the Great/AJR
#1: The Weekend - BIBI

Overall Score: 75/100 = 75%

That's the Blurb-o, mm-mm

Our Countdown exits this week were Need to Know, Easy On Me, Meet Me At Our Spot and feel like s**t. Need to Know and Easy On Me were both overrated and did pretty well here, so I'm not about to complain that they're gone. Meet Me At Our Spot was great, and it definitely should've peaked higher, but it spent a while here, so it's okay. As for feel like s**t, it was never too memorable, and she's all i wanna be is better, so...

High got a huge jump off of its debut last week, which is cool. I'm still not too sold on it, but I don't mind it being here.

For whatever reason, Cold Heart jumped up a couple spots. I really hope that this leaves soon and doesn't just stick around for a really long time for no apparent reason.

Better Days and Message In A Bottle switched spots, which is... fine. I would've liked to see Better Days hit #1 after THATS WHAT I WANT, but I definitely don't mind Message In A Bottle being up there.

Speaking of THATS WHAT I WANT, it continued to block Overpass Graffiti for the third week, which is awesome. I do have a feeling that this is the last week this will happen, though. Three weeks is still a lot though, so I'm happy that it's managed to stay up there for that long.

How Hits 1 Songs Are Doing on the Hot 100
#1: We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast
#2: Easy On Me - Adele
#3: Heat Waves - Glass Animals
#4: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber
#6: abcdefu - GAYLE
#7: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#9: pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug
#10: Need to Know - Doja Cat
#11: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU
#12: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#13: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran
#14: INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow
#15: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X
#16: Smokin Out The Window - Silk Sonic
#17: Levitating - Dua Lipa
#19: Save Your Tears (Remix) - The Weeknd/Ariana Grande
#21: Oh My God - Adele
#22: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#23: good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
#25: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#26: I Hate U - SZA
#29: Fancy Like - Walker Hayes
#30: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay
#32: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith
#33: Essence - WizKid/Justin Bieber/Tems
#34: Big Energy - Latto
#35: Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA
#36: You Right - Doja Cat/The Weeknd
#37: Woman - Doja Cat
#40: Sacrifice - The Weeknd
#41: Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY
#43: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID
#49: Light Switch - Charlie Puth
#57: High - The Chainsmokers
#58: Chosen - Blxst/Tyga/Ty Dolla $ign
#61: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift
#65: For Tonight - Giveon
#70: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish
#71: I Love You So - The Walters
#77: Circles Around This Town - Maren Morris
#79: Peru - Fireboy DML/Ed Sheeran
#81: Get Into It (Yuh) - Doja Cat
#84: Take My Breath - The Weeknd
#91: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold
#94: Infinity - Jaymes Young
#95: The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max

Hunger Games Countdown Top 10
#10: Present - Khalid
#9: TWINNEM - Coi Leray
#8: Billie Bossa Nova - Billie Eilish
#7: Let's go to Hell - Tai Verdes
#6: More Than Friends - 24kGoldn
#5: Dinero - Trinidad Cardona
#4: MONEY - LISA
#3: don't miss me - Claire Rosinkranz
#2: Infinity - Jaymes Young
#1: Signals - Regard/Kwabs

If the Countdown Made Sense Top 10
#10: Light Switch - Charlie Puth
#9: Woman - Doja Cat
#8: Sacrifice - The Weeknd
#7: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G
#6: Oh My God - Adele
#5: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd
#4: abcdefu - GAYLE
#3: Shivers - Ed Sheeran
#2: Ghost - Justin Bieber
#1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

Saturday, February 12, 2022

If the Countdown Made Sense: Week of February 12, 2022 - Lil Nas X (1)

It's a pretty rare thing when the Weekend Countdown #1 and If the Countdown Made Sense #1s match up, but, what do you know, it happened this week with Lil Nas X's THATS WHAT I WANT reaching #1 on this chart this week. We also see debuts from Imagine Dragons w/ JID, BIBI, Avril Lavigne ft. blackbear and Emmy Meli. Enjoy!

Songs We're Saying Goodbye To
Chosen - Blxst/Tyga/Ty Dolla $ign (#30) [#30] {1 week}
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X/Jack Harlow (#29) [3 weeks at #1] {27 weeks}
feel like s**t - Tate McRae (#23) [#23] {9 weeks}
Meet Me At Our Spot - THE ANXIETY (#9) [#9] {17 weeks}

Last Week's #1: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (1)

#30: Enemy - Imagine Dragons/JID (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {-15}
#29: STAY - The Kid LAROI/Justin Bieber (-4) [10 weeks at #1] {30 weeks} {N/A}
#28: Cold Heart (Remix) - Elton John/Dua Lipa/PNAU (-17) [#5] {22 weeks} {-15}
#27: The Weekend - BIBI (DEBUT) [16 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {N/A}
#26: Love It When You Hate Me - Avril Lavigne/blackbear (DEBUT) [4 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {-15}
#25: Easy On Me - Adele (-18) [9 weeks at #1] {17 weeks} {N/A}
#24: I AM WOMAN - Emmy Meli (DEBUT) [10 weeks in Hit-Bound] {1 week} {+3}
#23: When I'm Gone - Alesso/Katy Perry (+5) [#23] {2 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#22: Need to Know - Doja Cat (-12) [#2] {24 weeks} {N/A}
#21: Heat Waves - Glass Animals (+1) [#10] {24 weeks} {N/A}
#20: GHOST TOWN - Benson Boone (+6) [#20] {6 weeks} {-8} *new peak*
#19: love nwantiti (ah ah ah) - CKay (+5) [#19] {11 weeks} {N/A} *new peak*
#18: Have Mercy - Chlöe (-) [#18] {13 weeks} {+12}
#17: Overpass Graffiti - Ed Sheeran (-) [#17] {12 weeks} {-15}
#16: Do It To It - ACRAZE/Cherish (+4) [#16] {8 weeks} {+12} *new peak*
#15: High - The Chainsmokers (+12) [#15] {2 weeks} {+4} *new peak*
#14: For Tonight - Giveon (+2) [#14] {18 weeks} {+10} *new peak*
#13: Fingers Crossed - Lauren Spencer-Smith (+8) [#13] {2 weeks} {+1} *new peak*
#12: Big Energy - Latto (+7) [#12] {3 weeks} {+10} *new peak*
#11: Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift (+3) [#11] {11 weeks} {-8} *new peak*
#10: Light Switch - Charlie Puth (+5) [#10] {2 weeks} {-1} *new peak*
#9: Woman - Doja Cat (+4) [#9] {5 weeks} {+11} *new peak*
#8: Sacrifice - The Weeknd (+4) [#8] {4 weeks} {+2} *new peak*
#7: Better Days - NEIKED/Mae Muller/Polo G (-2) [#5] {15 weeks} {-1}
#6: Oh My God - Adele (+2) [#6] {9 weeks} {+1} *new peak*
#5: One Right Now - Post Malone/The Weeknd (+1) [#5] {14 weeks} {+3} *new peak*
#4: abcdefu - GAYLE (-) [#4] {9 weeks} {+1}
#3: Shivers - Ed Sheeran (-2) [1 week at #1] {21 weeks} {+14}
#2: Ghost - Justin Bieber (+1) [#2] {20 weeks} {+2} *new peak*
#1: THATS WHAT I WANT - Lil Nas X (+1) [1st week at #1] {20 weeks} {-} *new peak*

Last Year's #1: 34+35 - Ariana Grande [1/3 weeks at #1]

Biggest Drop: Easy On Me - Adele (-18)

Biggest Jump: High - The Chainsmokers (+12)

Hit-Bound
All Too Well (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift [10]
Anxiety - Coi Leray [2]
Beg For You - Charli XCX/Rina Sawayama [3]
Celebrity Skin - Doja Cat [1]
Checkmate - Jena Rose [2]
Closer - Saweetie/H.E.R. [1]
Don't Text Me When You're Drunk - Stacey Ryan/Zai1k [2]
emo girl - Machine Gun Kelly/WILLOW [2]
Every Summertime - NIKI [3]
Iffy - Chris Brown [1]
I Hate U - SZA [10]
I Love You So - The Walters [5]
Infinity - Jaymes Young [5]
Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold [2]
Pleasure Is Mine - ALYA [4]
pushin P - Gunna/Future/Young Thug [2]
she's all i wanna be - Tate McRae [2]
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek [2]
Sunroof - Nicky Youre/dazy [1]
The Joker And The Queen - Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift [1]
The Motto - Tiësto/Ava Max [4]
To All The Boys I've Loved Before - Jax [4]
Toxic Pony - ALTÉGO/Britney Spears/Ginuwine [3]
Undisputed - Sena Kana/Poo Bear [2]
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto Cast [2]
WYD Now? - Sadie Jean [10]

Kwaheri, everybody! See you all in the next one.

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